12 definitions by Silence

The master of all Jub-like creatures; One who jubs; one who hates definitions that uses the main root of the word its defining in the definition.
The jubilator was the pimp of all the mini-jubs.
by Silence February 3, 2005
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Pablo Escobar. El Mahico. Mr. Cocaine.
El Padrino was once the seventh richest man in the world, all because of coke.
by Silence January 7, 2005
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An admittedly very tragic event that happened THREE YEARS AGO.
It is time for the country to move on and stop letting fear run the lives of its people. If we allow fear to control what we do or how we act, then those two assholes won.
I can't wear a jacket into class when I'm cold because everyone is still hung up about Columbine.
by Silence January 28, 2004
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If I were you, I'd be very careful who you show that to. Because the person that wrote that is dangerous. And you never know when this button-down Oxford cloth psycho might come to work with an armalite ar-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon stocking from office to office pumping round after around into co-workers. It could be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you.
by Silence November 9, 2003
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inability to urinate, especially in a public restroom.
I really have to piss, but I'm cockstipated now.
by Silence March 26, 2003
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A pseudosport that is defined by the participants who discharge firearms at nothing in particular. Also used to describe shooting your weapon at large, stationary objects, such as old washing machines.
He thinks he's a real sportsman, but he's never bagged a deer. It's all just ballistic masturbation.
by Silence March 28, 2003
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A comely young woman who would look right at home perched on your penis. Used as a decoration for your wang.
"Heather looks nice tonight, maybe I'll use her as a dick ornament."
by Silence March 26, 2003
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