columbine

An admittedly very tragic event that happened THREE YEARS AGO.
It is time for the country to move on and stop letting fear run the lives of its people. If we allow fear to control what we do or how we act, then those two assholes won.

I can't wear a jacket into class when I'm cold because everyone is still hung up about Columbine.

by Silence January 27, 2004

dick ornament

A comely young woman who would look right at home perched on your penis. Used as a decoration for your wang.

"Heather looks nice tonight, maybe I'll use her as a dick ornament."

by Silence March 26, 2003

dick smuggler

Someone who is adept at hiding a cock in his anal cavity, as if to smuggle it across a guarded border undetected.

You greasy faggot! If I had a cock full of drugs coming in from Colombia, I'd use your ass to get it into the country, you dick smuggler!

by Silence March 28, 2003

cockstipated

inability to urinate, especially in a public restroom.

I really have to piss, but I'm cockstipated now.

by Silence March 26, 2003

ballistic masturbation

A pseudosport that is defined by the participants who discharge firearms at nothing in particular. Also used to describe shooting your weapon at large, stationary objects, such as old washing machines.

He thinks he's a real sportsman, but he's never bagged a deer. It's all just ballistic masturbation.

by Silence March 28, 2003

matrix

Helping Verb.
Usually combined with "go" in the present tense or "went" in the past tense to describe an unbelieveably cool or Matrix-style action. Sometimes involves quick reflexes (usually in dodging or blocking things), or violence.

"I went totally Matrix on that kid who tried to steal my cotton candy."
"Dude, stop fucking around or I'll go Matrix on you."
"That was so Matrix when you dodged that hot dog."

by Silence February 28, 2004

poopdick

A dude who ass fucks other dudes. A homo, but not a taker.

The gay bar was loaded with poopdicks.

by Silence March 31, 2003