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el padrino

Pablo Escobar. El Mahico. Mr. Cocaine.
El Padrino was once the seventh richest man in the world, all because of coke.
by Silence January 6, 2005
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Jubilator

The master of all Jub-like creatures; One who jubs; one who hates definitions that uses the main root of the word its defining in the definition.
The jubilator was the pimp of all the mini-jubs.
by Silence February 2, 2005
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matrix

Helping Verb.
Usually combined with "go" in the present tense or "went" in the past tense to describe an unbelieveably cool or Matrix-style action. Sometimes involves quick reflexes (usually in dodging or blocking things), or violence.
"I went totally Matrix on that kid who tried to steal my cotton candy."
"Dude, stop fucking around or I'll go Matrix on you."
"That was so Matrix when you dodged that hot dog."
by Silence February 28, 2004
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columbine

An admittedly very tragic event that happened THREE YEARS AGO.
It is time for the country to move on and stop letting fear run the lives of its people. If we allow fear to control what we do or how we act, then those two assholes won.
I can't wear a jacket into class when I'm cold because everyone is still hung up about Columbine.
by Silence January 27, 2004
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dick ornament

A comely young woman who would look right at home perched on your penis. Used as a decoration for your wang.
"Heather looks nice tonight, maybe I'll use her as a dick ornament."
by Silence March 26, 2003
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cockstipated

inability to urinate, especially in a public restroom.
I really have to piss, but I'm cockstipated now.
by Silence March 26, 2003
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fist-fuck your face

I was just chatting with his bitch, and he started fist-fucking my face!
by Silence March 26, 2003
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