Silence's definitions

durdenism

A word, phrase, or philosophy taken either directly or indirectly from the teachings of our leader, Tyler Durden.

"You are not your fucking khakis."

by Silence November 9, 2003

dick smuggler

Someone who is adept at hiding a cock in his anal cavity, as if to smuggle it across a guarded border undetected.

You greasy faggot! If I had a cock full of drugs coming in from Colombia, I'd use your ass to get it into the country, you dick smuggler!

by Silence March 28, 2003

fist-fuck your face

get punched hard in the mouth

I was just chatting with his bitch, and he started fist-fucking my face!

by Silence March 26, 2003

el padrino

Pablo Escobar. El Mahico. Mr. Cocaine.

El Padrino was once the seventh richest man in the world, all because of coke.

by Silence January 6, 2005

dick ornament

A comely young woman who would look right at home perched on your penis. Used as a decoration for your wang.

"Heather looks nice tonight, maybe I'll use her as a dick ornament."

by Silence March 26, 2003

columbine

An admittedly very tragic event that happened THREE YEARS AGO.
It is time for the country to move on and stop letting fear run the lives of its people. If we allow fear to control what we do or how we act, then those two assholes won.

I can't wear a jacket into class when I'm cold because everyone is still hung up about Columbine.

by Silence January 27, 2004

Jubilator

The master of all Jub-like creatures; One who jubs; one who hates definitions that uses the main root of the word its defining in the definition.

The jubilator was the pimp of all the mini-jubs.

by Silence February 2, 2005