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When a girl you like turns out to be actually homosexual

That girl is very pretty but, she hangs out with girls I hope I don't get homozoned

homozoned by Kloud with a K April 24, 2014

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hoezoned

When you know you fucked up...

Girl 1: I guess he hoezoned me.
Girl 2: GURRRLLLL.. It’s okay. You a pretty big hoe, it’s obvious.

hoezoned by zen habibi March 4, 2018

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homozoned • homozone • homosone • Homotone • Homezone • homiezoned • homobone • Homocone • Homogonda • Homohondnis

homobone

noun: an erection of the penis caused by a sexual attraction to another man

Oh man, Stuart is giving me a total homobone.

homobone by Lance of France November 17, 2011

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Homotone

A very high-pitched voice used most commonly by male homosexuals. This voice is usually coupled with an exaggerated lisp.

Billy: "Oh he ith hot!"
Bob: "Damn dude, Billy has got to stop talking in such a homotone voice, I just wanna punch him in the throat every time I hear it."

Homotone by WordMasterPhlex August 24, 2008

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homiezoned

Like being "friendzoned" but by your homie

"Hey are you and that guy dating?"
"Nah I got homiezoned"

homiezoned by Homiezonethd June 2, 2014

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homosone

Like a chromosone, but one that makes you behave in a homosexual manner.

Kid #1: Dude, did you see Randy's shirt today?
Kid #2: Yah, he clearly has some dominant homosones.

homosone by ts101 January 11, 2009

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homozone

An area that is populated by homosexuals.

"Yo freddy, i was at the YMCA last Tuesday, talk about Homozone"

homozone by Ashbury's Dirtbag April 1, 2007

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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