Homocone

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A homocone is when two males stand naked, parallel, directly facing each other and light a cone. Once lit, the two males proceed to then lightly hold on to the opposing males penis whilst ripping their respective cones. Whoever is last to clear, has to then caress the other males penis until ejaculation.

Damn! The embarrassment on Leo’s face when he lost a Homocone to Chris.

Homocone by fredrick2000 May 23, 2021

Words you can keep

homobone

noun: an erection of the penis caused by a sexual attraction to another man

Oh man, Stuart is giving me a total homobone.

homobone by Lance of France November 17, 2011

Related Words

Homocone • Homocore • homosone • Homotone • homozone • homobone • homoclone • homocode • homocon • homoconfirmation

Homotone

A very high-pitched voice used most commonly by male homosexuals. This voice is usually coupled with an exaggerated lisp.

Billy: "Oh he ith hot!"
Bob: "Damn dude, Billy has got to stop talking in such a homotone voice, I just wanna punch him in the throat every time I hear it."

Homotone by WordMasterPhlex August 24, 2008

homosone

Like a chromosone, but one that makes you behave in a homosexual manner.

Kid #1: Dude, did you see Randy's shirt today?
Kid #2: Yah, he clearly has some dominant homosones.

homosone by ts101 January 11, 2009

homozone

An area that is populated by homosexuals.

"Yo freddy, i was at the YMCA last Tuesday, talk about Homozone"

homozone by Ashbury's Dirtbag April 1, 2007

homocon

An abbreviation of homoconservative; someone who identifies as conservative/Right Wing, who also identifies as LGBT/queer. The conservativism in question can be political, cultural, or economic.

"Homocons like the Log Cabin Republicans compromise the queer battle to deconstruct hegemonic discourses of heteronormativity"

homocon by Leon... September 17, 2007

homoclone

A person who fits the general sterotypes associated with a homosexual but who, in fact, is heterosexual.

Katie: Did you hear that Jennifer Hudson is engaged to 'Punk' of I LOVE NEW YORK?

Lenny: Really? I thought he was gay!

Katie: No, he's just a 'homoclone'.

homoclone by Sammysweets August 27, 2009

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026