This is the point where you have transgressed beyond both the friendzone and the brozone , you have entered a whole new realm of simp where you absolutely 0 chance of achieving any form of sexual relation with the designated female. When she calls you homie , that’s how you know that all is lost...

you: I like you :)
Her: but you’re my homie

You: damn I just got put in the homezone

Homezone by TheBrotishBoy March 16, 2020

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homozoned

When a girl you like turns out to be actually homosexual

That girl is very pretty but, she hangs out with girls I hope I don't get homozoned

homozoned by Kloud with a K April 24, 2014

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horizoned

To be screwed by an upstream data provider that insists it cannot provide data for which it is responsible, and instead passes the buck to other business units downstream.

Did you hear Lamar got horizoned and had to spend the entire weekend changing his app to meet the project deadline?

horizoned by Bytor&TheSnowDog December 9, 2020

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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