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homiezoned 

Like being "friendzoned" but by your homie
"Hey are you and that guy dating?"
"Nah I got homiezoned"
homiezoned by Homiezonethd June 2, 2014
Words you can keep
Girl 1: I guess he hoezoned me.
Girl 2: GURRRLLLL.. It’s okay. You a pretty big hoe, it’s obvious.
hoezoned by zen habibi March 4, 2018

Homezone 

This is the point where you have transgressed beyond both the friendzone and the brozone , you have entered a whole new realm of simp where you absolutely 0 chance of achieving any form of sexual relation with the designated female. When she calls you homie , that’s how you know that all is lost...
you: I like you :)
Her: but you’re my homie

You: damn I just got put in the homezone
Homezone by TheBrotishBoy March 16, 2020

homozoned 

When a girl you like turns out to be actually homosexual
That girl is very pretty but, she hangs out with girls I hope I don't get homozoned
homozoned by Kloud with a K April 24, 2014
To be screwed by an upstream data provider that insists it cannot provide data for which it is responsible, and instead passes the buck to other business units downstream.
Did you hear Lamar got horizoned and had to spend the entire weekend changing his app to meet the project deadline?
horizoned by Bytor&TheSnowDog December 9, 2020
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Failure Shower 

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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