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Nah. I'm just going to keep doing whatever I want.
Hym "People at work like to bitch about me not following certain rules and how I behave, right? I mean... You know who I AM, right? Do you really think that YOU are the guy/girl? I know what the rule is. I know what you said. I know the work isn't done. I'm going to break it again tonight, the sound of you repeating yourself is music to my ears, and I slowed down throughout the night to make sure you would have to do it for me. Go fuck yourself."
Behave by Hym Iam November 26, 2023
Oh? Is it? It's individuals deciding how other people behave? And that's the problem with it?
Hym "If the individuals trying to control how people behave is the actual problem... Boy do I have something for you... Have you heard of religion? It is WILD man! It's like this incest cult, right? And they want everyone to do whatever they want forever, see... And what it does is it takes these immoral people (under the auspices of their own religion) and it elevates their moral status above the people who AREN'T doing the incest cult... And they use those people to try amd get more people to assent to the values of the incest cult... And the whole point of the cult... Is for the peoples doing it to be above the law. Like this:

Reality Monster's Rules

⬆️

People's Rules
See? That's the entire point of the incest cult. Is for the incest cultist to be extra special guys. And not letting them do whatever they want... Is a violation of their rights... But them trying to get you to do what their reality monster SUPPOSEDLY SAID (Against your will if necessary)... Isn't a violation of your rights... Because your rights don't matter to them... The only rights are the incest cult rules. And, it's crazy becuase they keep getting genocided... And they can't seem to figure out why... And it's probably the incest cult trying to be more important than the law... But yeah. They try to control peoples behavior all the time."
Behave by Hym Iam April 23, 2024

Behave yourself 

watch your behavior.
be careful what you do
Alex, you need to behave yourself at your aunt's party, or it would be the last time we go there
Behave yourself by Sina.sheikh June 20, 2011

bible and behave 

"Netflix and chill" for Christians, or people that are religious
Do you want to bible and behave after church today?
bible and behave by pepe the froggy December 30, 2015

Y’all can’t behave 

A phrase associated with Reddit moderators who lock threads because people “break the rules”, or otherwise get too out of hand. Often used when lots of comments in the thread get removed.

Also known as getting “y’alled”.
This post has been reported like 100 times, so I’m locking it because y’all can’t behave.

No shave behave 

A tactic used by women to prevent themselves from doing something regrettable when out at a club, bar, party, etc. This involves purposefully not shaving her legs (or other parts) before going out so that she will stop herself from hooking up with someone to avoid the no-shave shame the morning after.
Crystal: Man, that guy was all over you! Why didn't you leave with him?

Kayla: I cant, no shave behave!
No shave behave by wolf15668 November 3, 2013
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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