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Homezone 

This is the point where you have transgressed beyond both the friendzone and the brozone , you have entered a whole new realm of simp where you absolutely 0 chance of achieving any form of sexual relation with the designated female. When she calls you homie , that’s how you know that all is lost...
you: I like you :)
Her: but you’re my homie

You: damn I just got put in the homezone
Homezone by TheBrotishBoy March 16, 2020
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Girl 1: I guess he hoezoned me.
Girl 2: GURRRLLLL.. It’s okay. You a pretty big hoe, it’s obvious.
hoezoned by zen habibi March 4, 2018
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Homeponent 

“How many homeponents would you say you require to be a homosexual?”
Homeponent by Drunk Anonymous December 7, 2018

homiezoned 

Like being "friendzoned" but by your homie
"Hey are you and that guy dating?"
"Nah I got homiezoned"
homiezoned by Homiezonethd June 2, 2014
area populated by women who give it up easily i.e club or bar.can also be a designated part of ones house or property i.e my boat, my bedroom etc to convey pimp status for themselves.
1.

guy: yo we gonna hit up that new club "wet vajayjay"?

guy#2: hell yea i heard its a true hoezone!!!

2.

guy: well this is my king size bed or how i like to call it the "hoezone"

3.

guy#1: i couldve sworn john was right next to me ?

guy#2: he was ....

guy#1: hes over there look hes dancing with 4 chicks !!

guy#2: oh snap he found the hoezone!!!!
hoezone by valos1479 May 28, 2009

homozone 

An area that is populated by homosexuals.
"Yo freddy, i was at the YMCA last Tuesday, talk about Homozone"
homozone by Ashbury's Dirtbag April 1, 2007

Homeonegus

One of the more interesting species in the human race. The homeonegus is a black male who tends to associate with only its own kind. They walk the streets late at night where they are naturally camouflaged with the darkness of the night. The homeonegus squints its eyes and keep its enlarged lips closed so its teeth will remain hidden so the only white parts of them will not give away their location.
Many of the homeonegus will have there teeth replaced with gold to further enhance there night camouflage.
The homeonegus is also a very fast species reaching speeds up to 22mph.
Lock the door Vince you know those homeonegus will try to get in here as soon as you turn the lights off.
Homeonegus by ML Coon September 14, 2010
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