These are your homies
that are a bit slower, as far as walking speed or getting to places quickly. They’re always distracted by every little thing and it slows them down. Could be your mom
, a young toddler, or just that homie
that does not walk with a purpose.
We were at Disney World and at first I was a little annoyed with my slowmies really holdin’ me back but then one of the park workers recognized what was up and let us cut to the front of the line, boom. Slowmie advantage.Bro
, you stop for every shiny squirrel and walk slower than molasses. Put some pep in your step, slowmie!
What’s up, slowmie? You ready to just stroll, daze and do your thing? DYSAB.