hoffner
the hoffner is so stupid
hoffner by lit_queen_22345 October 23, 2017
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Frankie hoffner
This nikka has big balls that drag when we walks. And he has a dick that Will slice diamonds and fuck any bitch and Bobby lombardo dreams of.
Frankie hoffner by Titlicker 69 January 21, 2022
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Haffner
That guy at the party who always gets to drunk. He is meticulous about his looks, but it's futile since he's not getting laid anyway. He will literally hit on a girl indiscriminately in front their boyfriend.
See that Haffner talking talking to your girlfriend? You should kick his ass, or have him buy her drinks then give them to you.
biscuit-hoffer
Mike set me up on a blind date last night, when I walked in and she was a total biscuit-hoffer, I decided maybe I like being single. I hate Mike.
biscuit-hoffer by annanugg September 14, 2010
Hoffer
1. The only living person who has fought Chuck Norris and won.
2. A word standing for greatness and epicness throughout the world.
2. A word standing for greatness and epicness throughout the world.
Hoffer by WunderHoff April 21, 2010
Heffner
A person that goes to great lengths and long painstaking hours to find that one thing that has alluded them for generations. Abandoning love, friendships, career, food, hygiene, and manners in order to make a way out of no way. Embracing the many hours of torture and ridiculous stares that come from the pursuit of the authentic, beautiful, and perfect Badonkadonk. From the German verb Heffen which means "to search for booty".
I mean really, staying at it in the mirror, isn't going to make it any bigger. I like her, but I wish she would just stop being such a Heffner.
Heffner by StirringUpTrouble January 19, 2015
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