Hoffer 

1. The only living person who has fought Chuck Norris and won.

2. A word standing for greatness and epicness throughout the world.

1. OMG It is Hoffer!

2. Wow that guys Hofftastic.

Hoffer by WunderHoff April 21, 2010

hoffer 

pertaining to someone who is a ho and heffer,or fat.

damn, that girl is a hoffer... tryin to shake her fat ass for some money!!!

hoffer by Caree c... u no me!!! January 3, 2008

hoffer 

self-righteous hypocrites who seek to present themselves to be more masculine than they actually are.

Look at that hoffer over there. Why does he try so hard?

hoffer by dakingofswingin March 16, 2009

Hoffer 

Getting a hat trick in practice

Yesterday I had 3 practice goals so I had a Hoffer

Hoffer by SussyBaka42069 April 4, 2024

hoffer's girlfriend 

one who dates little rodents but who has sex with everyone else but hoffer, esp while on spring break trips.

man i can't believe "hoffer's girlfriend" fucked us all last night

hoffer's girlfriend by theo May 7, 2003

biscuit-hoffer 

An overweight person, often with a large fupa, known for lack of self control and a love of pastry

Mike set me up on a blind date last night, when I walked in and she was a total biscuit-hoffer, I decided maybe I like being single. I hate Mike.

biscuit-hoffer by annanugg September 14, 2010

dick hoffer 

Someone who sucks a penis and then chokes on the penis/ semen. Sometimes a dick hoffer who gets a dick stuck bad enough in his/her throat, that he/she is rushed to the nearest hospital to get the penis professionally removed from their esophagus/larynx.

The word dick hoffer comes from the word dick (penis) and the word hoff, which is an otomotopia for someone choking on a large object.

The word Dick Hoffer is used to describe someone who frequently gives head. I mean really REALLY frequently.

-Sometimes used in referrence to someonewho is annoying, stupid, a jerk, etc.

"Dont go out with that girl, dude. She's a dick hoffer big time.

"Damn, that guy is such a dick hoffer."

"Dude, dont be such a fucking dick hoffer!"

dick hoffer by Jenou January 22, 2007