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The word dick hoffer comes from the word dick (penis) and the word hoff, which is an otomotopia for someone choking on a large object.
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The word dick hoffer comes from the word dick (penis) and the word hoff, which is an otomotopia for someone choking on a large object.
The word Dick Hoffer is used to describe someone who frequently gives head. I mean really REALLY frequently.
-Sometimes used in referrence to someonewho is annoying, stupid, a jerk, etc.
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