Hoffert

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body resemblance of a gumball machine.

Hoffert projects gumballs through double chin.

Hoffert by Maragumball April 7, 2009

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hoffert

a funny farting sound that a teacher makes out louad

ha ha he left a hoffert

hoffert by andrew landis January 11, 2007

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Justin Hoffert

the most fantastic person in the world... Has a amazing hug cock... Pleasures multiple porn stars at a time... Justin Hoffert pleasures girls named Samara 10 fold =D

Justin Hoffert's cock is the size of Texas...

Justin Hoffert by Jeffrey Hoffman August 6, 2011

biscuit-hoffer

An overweight person, often with a large fupa, known for lack of self control and a love of pastry

Mike set me up on a blind date last night, when I walked in and she was a total biscuit-hoffer, I decided maybe I like being single. I hate Mike.

biscuit-hoffer by annanugg September 14, 2010

Hoffer

1. The only living person who has fought Chuck Norris and won.

2. A word standing for greatness and epicness throughout the world.

1. OMG It is Hoffer!

2. Wow that guys Hofftastic.

Hoffer by WunderHoff April 21, 2010

dick hoffer

Someone who sucks a penis and then chokes on the penis/ semen. Sometimes a dick hoffer who gets a dick stuck bad enough in his/her throat, that he/she is rushed to the nearest hospital to get the penis professionally removed from their esophagus/larynx.

The word dick hoffer comes from the word dick (penis) and the word hoff, which is an otomotopia for someone choking on a large object.

The word Dick Hoffer is used to describe someone who frequently gives head. I mean really REALLY frequently.

-Sometimes used in referrence to someonewho is annoying, stupid, a jerk, etc.

"Dont go out with that girl, dude. She's a dick hoffer big time.

"Damn, that guy is such a dick hoffer."

"Dude, dont be such a fucking dick hoffer!"

dick hoffer by Jenou January 22, 2007

Dalton Hoffart

He is crazy. Always makes gay jokes, and we all think he actually is gay. He is probably straight, but you'd never know. He has pretty decent looks, and is nice and well mannered in front of adults. He loves baseball, and is pretty good at it.

Dalton Hoffart is a crazy--

duh.

Dalton Hoffart by pleasestopidek October 1, 2019

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026