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A short, fat kid who points out the negative in others to boost his own already low self-esteem.
***In front of girls***

Hoffnar: "Hey much do you weigh now?"
Craig: "I weigh about 200 even"
Hoffnar"Ha did you hear that ladies?? Craig is so fat! I only way 190!"

***Even though Craig is 5 inches taller***
by wsuBlaze November 30, 2006
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