Definitions by wsuBlaze

hoffnar 

A short, fat kid who points out the negative in others to boost his own already low self-esteem.

***In front of girls***

Hoffnar: "Hey Craig..how much do you weigh now?"
Craig: "I weigh about 200 even"
Hoffnar"Ha did you hear that ladies?? Craig is so fat! I only way 190!"

***Even though Craig is 5 inches taller***

hoffnar by wsuBlaze December 1, 2006

treasure chest 

When you get a blowjob and the girl puts your nuts inside her mouth with your penis

Trask's Mom turned what I thought was just a blowjob into the magical TREASURE CHEST!

treasure chest by wsuBlaze April 17, 2006