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hofaf

(noun) an abbreviation for the Hooray for Alcohol Festival.
A festival that celebrates the consumption of alcohol at a house that the owner does not know it is occuring at and must involve a hofaf signed cricket bat.
"Hey Emily, are you coming to Hofaf this weekend at Fry's place? Erin is organising it!"
by erin87 November 16, 2007
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Detective Mark Hoffman

A key character in the Saw franchise whom Jigsaw, aka John Kramer, appoints to carry on his work of "testing" people to see if they are worthy of life. He is brilliantly played by Costas Mandylor, whom many consider a rather underrated actor. Hoffman has a very cold personality, yet most don't see this when he portrays himself as a hard-working police officer, but behind that mask lies a killer hell bent on vengeance and filled with anger over the loss of his sister. Appears in Saw IV - VII.
Detective Mark Hoffman at the end of Saw V. His brutality is shown as he smiles while watching an FBI agent die one of the most gruesome deaths of all the Saw movies.
by Josh Brovin December 12, 2012
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Hoff-job

A 10 hour session of the most intense sex imaginable. Includes every single sex position.
Why is that girl looking so tired today?
I hear she got a Hoff-job last night.
Ugh, I can't even begin to think of what having a Hoff-job would do to you!
by D-Segs June 26, 2012
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The Hoffa

When a gay man has sex or is involved in sexual activities with a straight or bisexual girl.

Origin: Explo 2009, Matt "Hoffa" Lopez
Person 1: Dude, that guy has been making out with that chick for the last five minutes. I would have sworn he was gay!
Person 2: Yeah, he's definitely gay. Just look at him.
Person 1: Oh, he must be doing the Hoffa.
by Miss Maddy Elizabeth July 2, 2009
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Hoffströmming

Scandinavian origin.
Means an employee that self promotes themselves to be so above the other that they will complain about every single little thing about their fellow colleagues doings that eventually nobody really cares what this person has to say, they might find themselves hoffströmming.
Ugh i can't stand our new co-worker.

Yeah he's obviously hoffströmming again.
by Esko K September 29, 2022
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Mark Hoffman

A main character from the Saw movie series who beat the odds by sheer force of will, determination and above all a ridiculous amount of win by surviving jigsaws final trap to kill him thus negating the cycle.

From then on whenever the odds are beaten by sheer force and a good amount of win Mark Hoffman must be declared. He negates any chance of failure if done quick enough.
Guy 1: You just Lost the Game
Guy 2: Nope Mark Hoffman!
Guy 1: SHIT! >.<

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Girl: You got me pregnant! You better pay.
Guy: Nope Mark Hoffman!
Girl: Fuck! You don't have to pay child support

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Girl: *Sips Drink*
Guy: Ha there were ruffies in there!
Girl: Nope Mark Hoffman!
Guy: Shit! They don't work now.
by Reckless Dragon November 10, 2009
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Hoffmad

Extremely angry; furious; livid, in a way Michael Hoffmann would react.
Today I couldn't go to the gym and I lost my favorite flannel, it made me Hoffmad.
by BAWSE June 13, 2010
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