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the single greatest article of clothing ever to be invented by mankind.
jimmy got hit by a bus, he died...but his friend bob was next to him and got hit by the bus as well...but bob survived, because the flannel absorbed the bus into a different dimension.
by Bryan Wulff December 11, 2005
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A comfortable, soft weave of cotton that is found in shirts and pajama pants. It is commonly found in button-down form. They come in a wide variety of colors and styles. It is safe to say that flannel shirts will not be categorized to a certain subculture, as they are worn by many, from jocks to hipsters.
"I wore my new flannel at the party last night. The girls were all over me!"
by Occult Aura December 29, 2009
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Flannel, a word to describe a person or people who are too opinionated
The feminists are Flanneled about over-fucking-killing the male gender
by Ohogs October 20, 2018
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mass noun British informal bland fluent talk indulged in to avoid addressing a difficult subject or situation directly
a simple admittance of ignorance was much to be preferred to any amount of flannel
by cribbins May 31, 2012
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A famous internet troll, known for hijacking message boards by building copycat boards and directing members of the victim board to the copycat. Also known for creating havoc on message boards by ID trolling unsuspecting victims by replacing the letter "m" with "rn", such as the ID troll "horner1443" for trolling "homer1443".

To be a victim of Flannel's trolling, one is said to be "flanneled".

"UnemployedFarmer sure got flanneled today"
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A word commonly used for towel in English speaking European countries.
He got up in the morning and washed his face with a small flannel.
by pastelsam May 13, 2015
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