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Someone who arrives late, leaves early and does as little as possible in between.
Peterson is a most annoying worker. He shows up at 10, leaves at 4 and takes a 2-hour lunchbreak.
worker by Jonathan FeBland April 1, 2008
Words you can keep
A derogatory term used to describe an annoying person. Also related to retard and twat
Shut up you worker!
Workers are the worst kind of people!
worker by gemmy November 7, 2004
A person who work.
A: "Flipping burgers doesn't make you a 'worker'."

B: "No wonder my boss don't pay me."
Worker by Leco K May 18, 2023

worker bee 

Job title for people who do all of the hard work but get none of the credit.
Twenty years from now I'll still be a worker bee.
worker bee by ud40 February 23, 2005

Worker C 

A worker who will abruptly stop working and leave for an unknown reason
"He just stopped working for no reason and left. He's a real Worker C."
Worker C by ColeConCon July 1, 2021

Worker's Chomp 

When an employee abuses their lunch break and either uses the corporate card to pay, or takes extra time and later claims it was a business lunch.
You gotta love worker's chomp, today I was out from 11-3 while i told my boss i was meeting a client for lunch. to top it off, i paid for me and my mistress on the corporate card!
Worker's Chomp by itaub1 May 18, 2009

Worker's Constipation 

What the term, "Worker's Compensation" is to Butt-Head on the Beavis and Butt-Head episode, "Work is Death".
{Burger World Manager}: Be careful in the kitchen, Burger world can not afford to pay out any more Worker's Compensation.

Butthead: Uhhh, Worker's Constipation?

Beavis: Yeah, yeah, I get that all the time at work when I can't take a poop.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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