worker 

Someone who arrives late, leaves early and does as little as possible in between.

Peterson is a most annoying worker. He shows up at 10, leaves at 4 and takes a 2-hour lunchbreak.

worker by Jonathan FeBland April 1, 2008

worker 

A derogatory term used to describe an annoying person. Also related to retard and twat

Shut up you worker!
Workers are the worst kind of people!

worker by gemmy November 7, 2004

Worker 

A person who work.

A: "Flipping burgers doesn't make you a 'worker'."

B: "No wonder my boss don't pay me."

Worker by Leco K May 18, 2023

worker bee 

Job title for people who do all of the hard work but get none of the credit.

Twenty years from now I'll still be a worker bee.

worker bee by ud40 February 23, 2005

Worker C 

A worker who will abruptly stop working and leave for an unknown reason

"He just stopped working for no reason and left. He's a real Worker C."

Worker C by ColeConCon July 1, 2021

Worker's Chomp 

When an employee abuses their lunch break and either uses the corporate card to pay, or takes extra time and later claims it was a business lunch.

You gotta love worker's chomp, today I was out from 11-3 while i told my boss i was meeting a client for lunch. to top it off, i paid for me and my mistress on the corporate card!

Worker's Chomp by itaub1 May 18, 2009

Worker's Constipation 

What the term, "Worker's Compensation" is to Butt-Head on the Beavis and Butt-Head episode, "Work is Death".

{Burger World Manager}: Be careful in the kitchen, Burger world can not afford to pay out any more Worker's Compensation.

Butthead: Uhhh, Worker's Constipation?

Beavis: Yeah, yeah, I get that all the time at work when I can't take a poop.

Worker's Constipation by Telephony July 20, 2020