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I am a leet coder, I can code C, php, html, asp, perl, python. I also have a 15 inch cock, that all the girls love to ride. I wear glasses, which make me geeky. I am an irc god, everyone worrships me. I love to get head from pankey and likewhoa. I love girls. I don't love guys. Anal sex is good to give, not to recive.
HoFFY, may we ride your balls?!
HoFFY by HoFFY February 5, 2005
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An asshole that likes to look at Playgirl, just like his daddy did when he was conceived, with some help from the chemistry set.
HoFFY is an asshole, that likes to read up on the latest info from playgirl
hoffy by someone February 20, 2005
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Hoffy Time

Leaving soon, or on my way = another hour
Johnny said he’d be here soon, but it’s an hour later and there’s no sight of him? Ah, that’s right cause he’s on Hoffy time
Hoffy Time by Hoffy Time June 18, 2021

The Hoffy 

a perverted state of sexual harasment. also know as the 100, but instead of a marching band you do a slutty girl and a freshman boy's basketball team. when a guy likes a girl and wants it hard and raw with no rain coat. then you bust a nut in her pussy area. also this is when a man sticks his man hood in a woman's ear lobe. This move is not requested for amatures, it could result in major injury or worse. For example, swelling of the nuts, sore nipples, and smelly fingers.
Chief, i did the hoffy on that slut last night and i got her pregnent!
Guy, i am gunna hoffy that chick tonight!!
The Hoffy by Jimmy and Chris February 25, 2008

Detective Mark Hoffman

A key character in the Saw franchise whom Jigsaw, aka John Kramer, appoints to carry on his work of "testing" people to see if they are worthy of life. He is brilliantly played by Costas Mandylor, whom many consider a rather underrated actor. Hoffman has a very cold personality, yet most don't see this when he portrays himself as a hard-working police officer, but behind that mask lies a killer hell bent on vengeance and filled with anger over the loss of his sister. Appears in Saw IV - VII.
Detective Mark Hoffman at the end of Saw V. His brutality is shown as he smiles while watching an FBI agent die one of the most gruesome deaths of all the Saw movies.
Detective Mark Hoffman by Josh Brovin December 12, 2012

Hoff-job 

A 10 hour session of the most intense sex imaginable. Includes every single sex position.
Why is that girl looking so tired today?
I hear she got a Hoff-job last night.
Ugh, I can't even begin to think of what having a Hoff-job would do to you!
Hoff-job by D-Segs June 26, 2012

The Hoffa 

When a gay man has sex or is involved in sexual activities with a straight or bisexual girl.

Origin: Explo 2009, Matt "Hoffa" Lopez
Person 1: Dude, that guy has been making out with that chick for the last five minutes. I would have sworn he was gay!
Person 2: Yeah, he's definitely gay. Just look at him.
Person 1: Oh, he must be doing the Hoffa.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown 

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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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