Hoffmad 

Extremely angry; furious; livid, in a way Michael Hoffmann would react.

Today I couldn't go to the gym and I lost my favorite flannel, it made me Hoffmad.

Hoffmad by BAWSE June 13, 2010

Detective Mark Hoffman

A key character in the Saw franchise whom Jigsaw, aka John Kramer, appoints to carry on his work of "testing" people to see if they are worthy of life. He is brilliantly played by Costas Mandylor, whom many consider a rather underrated actor. Hoffman has a very cold personality, yet most don't see this when he portrays himself as a hard-working police officer, but behind that mask lies a killer hell bent on vengeance and filled with anger over the loss of his sister. Appears in Saw IV - VII.

Detective Mark Hoffman at the end of Saw V. His brutality is shown as he smiles while watching an FBI agent die one of the most gruesome deaths of all the Saw movies.

Detective Mark Hoffman by Josh Brovin December 12, 2012

Mark Hoffman 

A main character from the Saw movie series who beat the odds by sheer force of will, determination and above all a ridiculous amount of win by surviving jigsaws final trap to kill him thus negating the cycle.

From then on whenever the odds are beaten by sheer force and a good amount of win Mark Hoffman must be declared. He negates any chance of failure if done quick enough.

Guy 1: You just Lost the Game
Guy 2: Nope Mark Hoffman!
Guy 1: SHIT! >.<

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Girl: You got me pregnant! You better pay.
Guy: Nope Mark Hoffman!
Girl: Fuck! You don't have to pay child support

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Girl: *Sips Drink*
Guy: Ha there were ruffies in there!
Girl: Nope Mark Hoffman!
Guy: Shit! They don't work now.

Mark Hoffman by Reckless Dragon November 10, 2009

hoffman special 

Drinking both beer and whiskey at once. Alternating sips between the two beverages. Any variety of beer and whiskey will do but preferably bud light bottle and jack on the rocks.

Dude I had a rough day I could really use a Hoffman Special.

hoffman special by killa killa z December 1, 2010

Dustin Hoffman 

Attending a Halloween or other costume party in as yourself in your street clothes, and explaining that you are actor Dustin Hoffman in very heavy makeup and costume.

Who is that cheapskate trying to fool, claiming he's Dustin Hoffman? He's just here for the free booze!

Dustin Hoffman by dottielover October 21, 2009

Hoffmann

The correct spelling of Hoffman. It's always better with 2 N's.

Wow, why does that douche only spell his last name with one N and not 2, it's supposed to be HOFFMANN?

Hoffmann by cchoffy55 June 24, 2009

sid hoffman or sid frenchman 

A game invented by homestar.

"this is the dumbest game I have ever played."

sid hoffman or sid frenchman by linzoy August 26, 2003