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Hoester Strudel 

A particularly slutty girl, who may have sweet side. The strawberry filling symbolizes all that is slutty, while the icing symbolizes all that is sweet.

This can be used as a term of endearment between two close friends, or as an insult/derogatory term.
1. heyyyy my lovely hoester strudel, wanna get ready for the party together? lolololol xoxo

2. Oh my god. Did you see the amount of cleavage that bitch was showing today? She is such a Hoester Strudel.
Hoester Strudel by maddielucy December 31, 2010
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Can refer to a slutty/non-slutty friend, who often leaves others/friends in the lurch.
1. Omg. This is the third time that he has left us hanging! Such a hoester.

2. At school, they call him -name eg Darren Hoester, he could never be relied upon to come to parties!
Hoester by cplnah August 23, 2011
A heroin dealer.

Hostlers used to be people who sold and took care of horses, and "horse" is a common slang word for heroin.
Guy 1: Ey who is your hostler?
Guy 2: It's just my shady cousin
Hostler by Brxtjn July 16, 2022

Cock hostler 

most often referring to a mouth or just something lood to call somebody
1.)" Bitch shut ur fucking cock hostler before I fuck start ur face"
2.) " Man I hate that Steve dude he is such a cock hostler"
Cock hostler by Brando April 11, 2004
Someone Who Posts Their Whole Life On Facebook, Particularly With 12 Or More Posts Per Hour.
Alex is such a Hoester That She posted, a breakup, a makeup, a pregnancy scare, a bitchy complaint about men in general, a political endorsement, her period calendar, her new love, her old love, her new new love, her class schedule, a list of her fears, turn-ons, turn-offs, groceries, and things to do before she dies, a chili recipe, her favorite Taco Bell Menu Items, weird pictures of her baby niece hugging a dog, a link to a site that tells you what your name would be if you were in Harry Potter, and some weird note about how best friends hurt you the most, all in seven minute period.
Hoester by Dannywestside October 20, 2012
Bitch1: So, you're saying Hoetler wants only the plastic -like fake hoezis to survive and their motive is to fuck every single boy ?
Bitch2: Exactly. And their legs are like McDonalds; open 24/7.
hoetler by xxdopexx March 1, 2017