Brando's definitions

Andrew

A slick that got his thick brushed eyebrow of gf stolen by a nigga named Jeffery

Andrew has no testicles.

by Brando November 30, 2017

Spained

The act of a girl giving oral sex, followed by spitting the residue into the partner's eye and/or eyes

Teri spained George while he was watching the movie Animal House.

by Brando August 6, 2003

bat wing

When the ball sack gets stuck to the side of the leg forming what seems to look like a bat wing.

I stood up and got a major bat wing.

by Brando January 28, 2003

fum unda butta

The smelly cottage cheese like crap that is found under a mans bells.

The maintence guy never takes a shower he probably has the worst case of fum unda butta!

by Brando February 24, 2005

Drunken Tiger Hidden Dumbass

A game played by drunk and or intoxicated ppl most ofter young men is which they inact mock martial art combat

Me stumbling drunk" Dude dont make me open a can of Drunken Tiger Hidden Dumbass on u"

by Brando April 11, 2004

Cock hostler

most often referring to a mouth or just something lood to call somebody

1.)" Bitch shut ur fucking cock hostler before I fuck start ur face"
2.) " Man I hate that Steve dude he is such a cock hostler"

by Brando April 11, 2004

scroth

Leftover mineral deposits in edible form, usually used in an unknown or good way. AKA "The good form of dregs"

The sediment-like stuff that is in the bottom of a glass after you have successfully used and abused a glass of Alka-Seltzer.

by Brando June 23, 2004