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The Hitler of all the hoes.
Bitch1: So, you're saying Hoetler wants only the plastic -like fake hoezis to survive and their motive is to fuck every single boy ?
Bitch2: Exactly. And their legs are like McDonalds; open 24/7.
hoetler by xxdopexx March 1, 2017
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The leader of the not shee party. He killed 6,000,000 jüs in the allshitz constipated camp.
Hale hortler, ma dude
We need to send the jüs to the constipated camp.
hortler by Hortler_the_great October 5, 2017
Related Words

Hale Hortler 

The intentional misspelling of the phrase, "Heil Hitler," accompanied by a poorly drawn swastika.
Hans: Ve haffe ein new recruit vith us today

Heinrich: Be careful, I hear he's a veal dummkopf
Kaiser: hello friends! I am glad to pe vorking vith you! Hale Hortler!
Hale Hortler by Y'all Mind If I November 3, 2019

Hoehlered 

1.) To be cornered and inconvenienced by your boss for an extremely long time for an "urgent" matter
2.) To be stuck on a phone call for hours on end with your boss when in fact all he wanted to know was if you were available to meet the next day to get Hoehlered... again
3.) To take it up the ass hard from your boss
I was on my way to the bar but then I got Hoehlered for three hours and was stuck drinking four shots in a row to play catch up.

After being Hoehlered I drank heavily and ended up rolling down the wheelchair ramp at the Pink Taco.

hotelerise 

In Monopoly: The act of placing a hotel on a property.

Can be most effective when used to describe buying the hotel on a propert that previously did not have any improvements.
You: Mr Banker, can I please hotelerise Park Lane and Mayfair please?

Other players: Oh man, we're f***ed!
hotelerise by MrZoolook June 2, 2009
A heroin dealer.

Hostlers used to be people who sold and took care of horses, and "horse" is a common slang word for heroin.
Guy 1: Ey who is your hostler?
Guy 2: It's just my shady cousin
Hostler by Brxtjn July 16, 2022
A word that refers to an animated .gif picture of Hitler in a thong, rubbing his swastika (see: wang). It was mainly popularized in the 1930s & 40s when Hitler was in power. Hitler was said to have forced his higher-ranked officers to witness the rubbing, and during one instance two pictures were taken. They were recently discovered by German historians and made into an animated .gif picture.
Hitler: (Rubbing) Vinnneeeeeegär?

Officer 1: Ja, herr Hitler, vinegar!

Officer 2: Ja, herr... Hotler ;-), vinegar!
Hotler by Xavier Synid May 11, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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