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Hoester

Can refer to a slutty/non-slutty friend, who often leaves others/friends in the lurch.
1. Omg. This is the third time that he has left us hanging! Such a hoester.

2. At school, they call him -name eg Darren Hoester, he could never be relied upon to come to parties!
by cplnah August 23, 2011
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Hoester

Someone Who Posts Their Whole Life On Facebook, Particularly With 12 Or More Posts Per Hour.
Alex is such a Hoester That She posted, a breakup, a makeup, a pregnancy scare, a bitchy complaint about men in general, a political endorsement, her period calendar, her new love, her old love, her new new love, her class schedule, a list of her fears, turn-ons, turn-offs, groceries, and things to do before she dies, a chili recipe, her favorite Taco Bell Menu Items, weird pictures of her baby niece hugging a dog, a link to a site that tells you what your name would be if you were in Harry Potter, and some weird note about how best friends hurt you the most, all in seven minute period.
by Dannywestside October 20, 2012
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Hoester Strudel

A particularly slutty girl, who may have sweet side. The strawberry filling symbolizes all that is slutty, while the icing symbolizes all that is sweet.

This can be used as a term of endearment between two close friends, or as an insult/derogatory term.
1. heyyyy my lovely hoester strudel, wanna get ready for the party together? lolololol xoxo

2. Oh my god. Did you see the amount of cleavage that bitch was showing today? She is such a Hoester Strudel.
by maddielucy December 31, 2010
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holster sniffer

Police groupie. Prefers to date only cops. One who surrounds themselves by cops.
That Lisa, she is a real holster sniffer!
by Pipsi July 28, 2008
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Holster Whore

Women who sleep with law enforcement officers, but would never have done so had they not been a cop. Holster whores will often work their way through entire police departments, sometimes even as large as a Sheriff's department.

Holster whores are sometimes themselves law enforcement officers, or dispatchers / clerical workers at police departments. Their close proximity to cops will eventually wear down their inhibitions until all they see is a badge, gun, and the ability to beat people up and not get in trouble.
Look at her, she sleeps with every cop in town... what a holster whore.

Oh, her... good luck. She only bangs cops, what a holster whore.

Every cop in town likes that dispatcher, but there's a reason... shes a holster whore.
by Loofapalooza October 7, 2009
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Inside Holster

Place for transgender woman to put his/her junk before surgery.
I can’t wait to go clubbing tonight.....have to wear my inside holster to keep the twig & berries in place.
by Jonny Boi August 25, 2020
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Holster throat

To use another persons mouth as a holster with your dick
I need to conceal my 380 snub dick in your holster throat!
by Oliver cloths off June 1, 2016
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