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Jay Herrod
You know who's dating Selena Gomez?
Justin biber??
No, Jay Herrod...
Oh ya, that creepy guy for Youtube
Justin biber??
No, Jay Herrod...
Oh ya, that creepy guy for Youtube
Jay Herrod by epicwinforever March 19, 2011
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King Herod
The act of passing poopies in a flushable toilet; flushing the babies away.
The paranoid King Herod was quite famous for his controversial flushing away of the babies.
The paranoid King Herod was quite famous for his controversial flushing away of the babies.
Man my arse is bustin'! I'm gonna go do a King Herod.
Until I can see the king this house is going to be haunted by brown ghosts!
Until I can see the king this house is going to be haunted by brown ghosts!
King Herod by Effsix February 24, 2009
Herodes
(Noun) - The Greek God of being wrong. Actually the Latin and Greek spelling of the name Herod a common name before Herod the Great, Herodes Magnamus, tried to kill baby Jesus. He kinda screwed up the future of that name.
"I prayed to the Greek god Herodes yesterday and nothing happened because he doesn't f***ing exist."
"My dad told me I wasn't going to amount to anything in life, so I prayed to Herodes to make him be wrong it didn't work."
"Remember when Herodes tried to kill Jesus?" "Yeah, that was a dick move."
"My dad told me I wasn't going to amount to anything in life, so I prayed to Herodes to make him be wrong it didn't work."
"Remember when Herodes tried to kill Jesus?" "Yeah, that was a dick move."
Herodes by djlcorrecto January 24, 2014
herted
I been herted
Herod Clause
A clause in a contract, frequently buried in the fine print, that obligates the signer to fulfill an unacceptable condition, i.e. giving up your first born child. Sometimes such clauses are included to test whether the contract has been read by the client. Named for King Herod in the New Testament. British origin.
Herod Clause by hiplexicog October 11, 2014
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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