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Hermod er homo
Hermod by Grete Berge October 16, 2019
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Hermorrhoid

1) Any uncomfortable or painful swelling or growths associated with female reproductive or digestive organs, i.e. uterine fibroids

2) A female pain-in-the-ass
Cathy: "Sarah, why are you being such a hermorrhoid today?"

Sarah: "Cut me a break, bitch! My hermorrhoids are acting up again!"
Hermorrhoid by tnunnster October 7, 2010

Hermadunk 

To forcibly introduce a change-adverse individual to something new. Similar to dunking a hermit crab in its food and water bowls when introducing it to a new cage.

The process is usually performed for the benefit of the person being hermadunked, but against their will.
“Hey Carolyn thinks that crutons and brocoli have flavor, lets drag her to an indian place and hermadunk her till she learns what flavor is.”

“God damn it, I’ve told you about sushi 30 times, prepare to be hermadunked!”
Hermadunk by 4F February 22, 2019

hermoans 

Bodily changes that lead to sex and moaning.
It takes a lot of hormones to make a lot of hermoans!
hermoans by I, Wreckerrr January 9, 2017

Hermononucleosis 

A disease which causes you to become Hermione Granger (Herman, Hermanana, Hermiongle boingle boingle, Hermanmonster)
Doctor: I'm sorry, but you have Hermononucleosis.
Patient: Hermononucleosis? What's that?
Doctor: Well, the symptoms are very complicated, but basically it turns you into a frumpy, ugly little girl who has no friends and carries around enormous books, and you lose your popularity and your ability to draw.
Patient: Is it deadly?
Doctor: Not by itself, no. But the isolation and endless teasing may provoke suicide. And, unfortunately, we have not yet found a cure.
Hermoso is a name for a guy like hes cute or very very handsome
Wow ! Pete wentz es muy hermoso
hermoso by folieaduex June 13, 2016
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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