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helipenis 

When 4 men get naked and strap themselves together with leather straps with each man's penis sticking out. They then get a woman to stand next to them, then they spin at about 350 miles per hour slapping the woman with all 4 penises. Sometimes, the men also masturbate while spinning and create cum traveling so fast that it penetrates the skin of the woman and kills her. This is also used as a torture tactic by soviet russia on women from Idaho to learn the secret to their famous potatoes.
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hemipenis 

The reproductive organ of animals of the order squamata (lizards and snakes). It is two sided, allowing the animal to reproduce from either side. This is especially useful to snakes, as they have no legs to assist in mounting. The hemipenis is barbed, order to prevent the escape of the female and to keep the two animals connected in the act of fornication.

To answer a common question related to the hemipenis, no, snake and lizards have NEVER fornicated in threesome.
I can never eat lox and bagel again because the snake's hemipenis looked like smoked salmon with barbs.
hemipenis by MazurkaMatt May 30, 2006
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Halipenis 

Bad breath from giving oral sex. Basically cock breath. If spelled halepenis then it's bad breath from giving oral sex to a Hispanic person.
Man, I really need to brush my teeth; I have a severe case of halipenis!
Halipenis by Full price Kim February 27, 2017

Hexapenis 

A penis with the power of six normal penises. A six shooter.

Having the capacity for rapid fire multiple orgasms.
I sucked off my psychology professor in the handicapped stall in the UC Davis men's room and his big dick shot six loads. That hot fucker has a hexapenis.
Hexapenis by FarmerKC November 24, 2016

Herpenis 

A tranny with herpes
Bob: Some herpenis bitch wanted to fuck me..
Mike: Ewwwwwww
Herpenis by LolwordsUD November 21, 2010

Helenise 

If one sticks their tongue out... it is a 'Helenism' and therefore to 'helenise.
Helenise by Youcanseeit2 March 19, 2009

Heipeism 

A disorder, which affects an individual's brain, making them a TikToker. This disorder is commonly found in teenagers between the ages of 13 to 21. If proper care is not taken, it may cause severe consequences like being an asshole for no reason, creating fake diseases and disorders, and using their sick/dead relatives for views.

Alt. names:- Heipeistic, Heipeism Dickuloa
"I and my daughter have 100k followers on TikTok, and all we do is twerk. She is 15 and I am 40, by the way. Isn't she cool?"
"Oh, I'm so sorry that you and your daughter are having Heipeism. I hope you die soon."
"Haha, what?"
"what?"
Heipeism by PseudoWarrior07 January 1, 2022
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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