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Hellenist 

Historically, Hellenists were Jews who were more attracted to the Ancient Greek way of life and longed to break free from the collectivist constraints of their heritage. They valued their personal individuality, and wished to identify themselves as the popular, dominant, scintillating Greeks rather than as the traditionalist and reviled Jews.

Some Hellenists converted due to antisemitism, and may have sacrificed their Jewish identity against their will for the sake of survival. However, many Hellenists simply loved Greek culture and identified with it more strongly than with their "Jewish roots". They did not think race and blood had anything to do with their own self-created identity, and they were completely assimilated.

Hellenists don't have to be Jewish at all. They are generally people who have a Western way of thinking, valuing image, Platonic philosophy, and a high quality of life over moral stipulations. Materialistic glory and aesthetic perfection are valued slightly higher than "Marxist" or "communist" compassion and collectivism.

American "democracy" and capitalism is the scion of ancient Greek Hellenism.
While you prefer Mark Chagall's fiddler painting because it holds more moralistic meaning to you, I find it somewhat crude and prefer Michelangelo's David statue, it is so much more beautiful and elegant! It took a lot more skill to create! What can I say, maybe I'm just a Hellenist
Hellenist by spliffsmoker September 4, 2011
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Hellenist 

Greek paganism practitioner
Hellenists are hella lame dawg, I'm a Germanic Pagan
Hellenist by mommy9000 November 16, 2021

Soft-Agonistic Hellenist 

A worldview combining soft atheism (Lack of belief in deities without asserting their impossibility) agnosticism (acknowledging uncertainty about ultimate truths), and Hellenistic influence (drawing on classical Greek philosophy, rational inquiry, and humanistic values).

Helenaist 

A fan of the beautiful and talented actress Helena Bonham Carter.
I will always be a Helenaist
Helenaist by halfaspretty July 11, 2012

Helenaist 

someone who loves Helena Bonham Carter although they've most likely not met her. Usually females. Think she's beautiful, inspirational, usually fangirling over her.
She's such a Helenaist, I love that because we relate so well with our favorite lady.
Helenaist by Helenaismmm. October 14, 2012

Hellenic Hip Disorder 

Hellenic Hip Disorder or HHD is a disorder that all Greek women are born with. They have big hips that sway nicely.
Guy #1: "Hey dude look it's that Greek girl from class"
Guy #2: "How do you know she's Greek?"
Guy #1: "Dude look at those hips, she clearly has Hellenic Hip Disorder"
Hellenic Hip Disorder by Onid May 24, 2012

Helenaist 

A Helenaist is someone who is a massive fan of Helena Bonham Carter.
"She is a Helenaist"
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