hemipenis 

The reproductive organ of animals of the order squamata (lizards and snakes). It is two sided, allowing the animal to reproduce from either side. This is especially useful to snakes, as they have no legs to assist in mounting. The hemipenis is barbed, order to prevent the escape of the female and to keep the two animals connected in the act of fornication.

To answer a common question related to the hemipenis, no, snake and lizards have NEVER fornicated in threesome.

I can never eat lox and bagel again because the snake's hemipenis looked like smoked salmon with barbs.

hemipenis by MazurkaMatt May 30, 2006

helipenis 

When 4 men get naked and strap themselves together with leather straps with each man's penis sticking out. They then get a woman to stand next to them, then they spin at about 350 miles per hour slapping the woman with all 4 penises. Sometimes, the men also masturbate while spinning and create cum traveling so fast that it penetrates the skin of the woman and kills her. This is also used as a torture tactic by soviet russia on women from Idaho to learn the secret to their famous potatoes.

Dicks helipenis

helipenis by A Soviet Russian [potato] February 21, 2014

Hexapenis 

A penis with the power of six normal penises. A six shooter.

Having the capacity for rapid fire multiple orgasms.

I sucked off my psychology professor in the handicapped stall in the UC Davis men's room and his big dick shot six loads. That hot fucker has a hexapenis.

Hexapenis by FarmerKC November 24, 2016

Halipenis 

Bad breath from giving oral sex. Basically cock breath. If spelled halepenis then it's bad breath from giving oral sex to a Hispanic person.

Man, I really need to brush my teeth; I have a severe case of halipenis!

Halipenis by Full price Kim February 27, 2017

Herpenis 

A tranny with herpes

Bob: Some herpenis bitch wanted to fuck me..
Mike: Ewwwwwww

Herpenis by LolwordsUD November 21, 2010

hemidemisemiquaver 

the 64 note in music

hemidemisemiquaver by Anonymous June 26, 2003

Heipeism 

A disorder, which affects an individual's brain, making them a TikToker. This disorder is commonly found in teenagers between the ages of 13 to 21. If proper care is not taken, it may cause severe consequences like being an asshole for no reason, creating fake diseases and disorders, and using their sick/dead relatives for views.

Alt. names:- Heipeistic, Heipeism Dickuloa

"I and my daughter have 100k followers on TikTok, and all we do is twerk. She is 15 and I am 40, by the way. Isn't she cool?"
"Oh, I'm so sorry that you and your daughter are having Heipeism. I hope you die soon."
"Haha, what?"
"what?"

Heipeism by PseudoWarrior07 January 1, 2022