Halipenis
Bad breath from giving oral sex. Basically cock breath. If spelled halepenis then it's bad breath from giving oral sex to a Hispanic person.
Halipenis by Full price Kim February 27, 2017
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helipenis
When 4 men get naked and strap themselves together with leather straps with each man's penis sticking out. They then get a woman to stand next to them, then they spin at about 350 miles per hour slapping the woman with all 4 penises. Sometimes, the men also masturbate while spinning and create cum traveling so fast that it penetrates the skin of the woman and kills her. This is also used as a torture tactic by soviet russia on women from Idaho to learn the secret to their famous potatoes.
Dicks helipenis
helipenis by A Soviet Russian [potato] February 21, 2014
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Halipenis • helipenis • Happenis • Haliens • Hapenis • Haleypenis • Handpenis • hemipenis • Hemipenises • Pikkewyne Happenis
Hapenis
Pun. Combination of "happiness" and "penis" to get the meaning happiness found in (having) penis...happiness for heterosexual women or homosexual men
Hapenis by PornSoldier December 16, 2006
Happenis
Happenis (pronounced Happiness) is the erection of a penis. Men are typically not held accountable for their actions as this condition usually leads them into relationships that otherwise they would avoid.
Happenis by Sex and the Sunday Morning Woody July 9, 2006
hemipenis
The reproductive organ of animals of the order squamata (lizards and snakes). It is two sided, allowing the animal to reproduce from either side. This is especially useful to snakes, as they have no legs to assist in mounting. The hemipenis is barbed, order to prevent the escape of the female and to keep the two animals connected in the act of fornication.
To answer a common question related to the hemipenis, no, snake and lizards have NEVER fornicated in threesome.
To answer a common question related to the hemipenis, no, snake and lizards have NEVER fornicated in threesome.
I can never eat lox and bagel again because the snake's hemipenis looked like smoked salmon with barbs.
hemipenis by MazurkaMatt May 30, 2006
Happenis
Happenis by CelticsFan69 October 9, 2008
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A)
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B)
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The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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