Halipenis 

Bad breath from giving oral sex. Basically cock breath. If spelled halepenis then it's bad breath from giving oral sex to a Hispanic person.

Man, I really need to brush my teeth; I have a severe case of halipenis!

Halipenis by Full price Kim February 27, 2017

helipenis 

When 4 men get naked and strap themselves together with leather straps with each man's penis sticking out. They then get a woman to stand next to them, then they spin at about 350 miles per hour slapping the woman with all 4 penises. Sometimes, the men also masturbate while spinning and create cum traveling so fast that it penetrates the skin of the woman and kills her. This is also used as a torture tactic by soviet russia on women from Idaho to learn the secret to their famous potatoes.

Dicks helipenis

helipenis by A Soviet Russian [potato] February 21, 2014

Haliens 

Haliens are fans of Haley Reinhart, a girl who placed third on American Idol Season 10. Haliens are fans *mostly* because of Haley Reinhart's "growl" in her voice.

Heck yeah! I am one of the Haliens.

Haliens by Danis2014 June 16, 2011

Hapenis 

Pun. Combination of "happiness" and "penis" to get the meaning happiness found in (having) penis...happiness for heterosexual women or homosexual men

Girl: Don't we all want hapenis?

Hapenis by PornSoldier December 16, 2006

Happenis

Happenis (pronounced Happiness) is the erection of a penis. Men are typically not held accountable for their actions as this condition usually leads them into relationships that otherwise they would avoid.

“What is happenis? I have a hard on… then yes - this must be love”.

Happenis by Sex and the Sunday Morning Woody July 9, 2006

hemipenis 

The reproductive organ of animals of the order squamata (lizards and snakes). It is two sided, allowing the animal to reproduce from either side. This is especially useful to snakes, as they have no legs to assist in mounting. The hemipenis is barbed, order to prevent the escape of the female and to keep the two animals connected in the act of fornication.

To answer a common question related to the hemipenis, no, snake and lizards have NEVER fornicated in threesome.

I can never eat lox and bagel again because the snake's hemipenis looked like smoked salmon with barbs.

hemipenis by MazurkaMatt May 30, 2006

Happenis

A clothing company based in Orlando, Florida, that uses an erect Penis as its logo.

Wow, sweet shirt! Did that come from Happenis?
Yep.

Happenis by CelticsFan69 October 9, 2008