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A comical, slightly disparaging term for a Messianic Jew (aka a Jew for Jesus). That is, a Jewish person who believes Jesus Christ is the Messiah.
The date ended when she told me she was Jewish, but had accepted Jesus into her life, and I said, "Oh, you're a Kosher Christian?"
by MazurkaMatt May 21, 2006
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To answer a common question related to the hemipenis, no, snake and lizards have NEVER fornicated in threesome.
To answer a common question related to the hemipenis, no, snake and lizards have NEVER fornicated in threesome.
I can never eat lox and bagel again because the snake's hemipenis looked like smoked salmon with barbs.
by MazurkaMatt May 30, 2006
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1. España is such a great country because of it's people, culture, food, music, bloodsports, beauty, and, most of all, rabbits!
2. Try not to feel scared when you find out that España is "Rabbit Land!"
2. Try not to feel scared when you find out that España is "Rabbit Land!"
by MazurkaMatt May 30, 2006
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Bill O'Reilly went to Bed, Bath, & Beyond to buy a falafel. Then he went to a Greek restuarant and ordered a loofah.
by MazurkaMatt May 30, 2006
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Rockapella produces some of the most horrid noises ever to emanate from an oriface of the human body!
Rockapella produces some of the most horrid noises ever to emanate from an oriface of the human body!
by MazurkaMatt May 31, 2006
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Believe it or not, noodling is illegal in many states.
Believe it or not, noodling is illegal in many states.
Never noodle for catfish with your dong or you will receive the most painful injury ever to spring from noodling.
by MazurkaMatt June 18, 2006
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Contrary to popular opinion, the accordion isn't only a crappy polka instrument. I can be sucessfully used in many style of music including: Cajun music, Zydeco, Tango, Irish music, and (surprise, surprise!) rock.
Contrary to popular opinion, the accordion isn't only a crappy polka instrument. I can be sucessfully used in many style of music including: Cajun music, Zydeco, Tango, Irish music, and (surprise, surprise!) rock.
I saw an amazing accordion player today. He was really rockin'. But then someone came up and shot him in the head for playing the accordion.
by MazurkaMatt June 23, 2006
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