Hemipenises

Animal or human with two penises attached to its body

The snake overlord shoved both its hemipenises inside of me.

by Wolfe July 11, 2003

hemipenis

The reproductive organ of animals of the order squamata (lizards and snakes). It is two sided, allowing the animal to reproduce from either side. This is especially useful to snakes, as they have no legs to assist in mounting. The hemipenis is barbed, order to prevent the escape of the female and to keep the two animals connected in the act of fornication.

To answer a common question related to the hemipenis, no, snake and lizards have NEVER fornicated in threesome.

I can never eat lox and bagel again because the snake's hemipenis looked like smoked salmon with barbs.

by MazurkaMatt May 30, 2006

hemipenes

The word used by the Order of the Stick comic writer that may or may not relate to a male lizardfolk's genitals that lacks any formal definition.

"Hey, while you're at it look up hemipenes, because you can such both of my-" (Quoted from Order of the Stick #738)

by mehmehmehmehmehmehmehmehmehmeh April 26, 2011