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Textual Harrasment

Is defined as
A) Person who doesnt quite get that you may not need a new text every two seconds.

B) Unnecessarily lewd, crude, and generally down right gross picture message forwards that no human being should have to bear witness to.

C) As more generally associated with A.I.D.S. these are numerous late night text suggesting redevous with unwanted dweeb/swap donkey of a more druken sexual nature than what is called for in said situation.
A) Holy fricken cow, gave my number to a co-worker to keep me up to date with schedule changes now I get like 50 a day from them, if this doesn't stop gonna have to turn them into the boss for textual harrasment.

B) HOLY SH*T F&CKING BALLS, WHO IN THIER RIGHT MIND THOUGHT I NEEDED TO SEE A 500 LBS WOMAN GETTING F&CKED BY 3 MIDGETS WITH 6 MORAY EELS, NOT COOL, ONE MORE AND YOU GETTING BLOCKED FOR TEXTUAL HARRASMENT!

C) Man just cause I got so drunk one night that I thought I was gonna have to splint my pecker and broke down and boned this swap donkey 3 months ago, shes thinks she can textually harrass me now when i am sober and it will work, hell no, not even with your pecker dude.
Textual Harrasment by ben14 July 7, 2010

Harrasselhoff 

To electronically harrass someone by forcing them into a situation where they are exposed to photos of David Hasselhoff in a sexy pose
"I changed John's desktop background to be a photo of Hasselhoff with a pug covering his junk. Best Harrasselhoff Ever."
Harrasselhoff by lc1224 November 29, 2012
To be extremely drunk, a combination of hammered and wasted.
Jason: "Yo brah do you remember seeing me last night?"
Carter: "No man I was fuckin' hawasted."
hawasted by hawasted January 6, 2011

sexual harrasment 

when you are having sexual intercourse with a lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.
i was sexually harrased by jesse.
sexual harrasment by vigz June 27, 2005

Pummala Harrised 

The result of being pummeled by Kamala Harris
Bill Barr had to go change his underwear after being Pummala Harrised for just five minutes.
Pummala Harrised by p3Xyz May 2, 2019

harrised 

harrised, or to be harrised.
the definition to be 'harrised'
is basicly if you pass out at a party from over drinking and your friends do something to you, for example, shaving off eyebrows and/or hair.

or it can be used to desicribe a bad hair cut.
guy one: you know that guys passed out upstairs.
guy two: yeah i know people have shaved off his hair and eyebrows and drawn all over him.
guy one: mannnnn he's been harrised BIG time!!!

girl one: the hairdresser really messed up my hair!
girl two: oh dear, they have total harrised it.
harrised by LeckiPuff October 14, 2009