6 definitions by vigz
when you are wearing shorts and you catch a bad case of diarrhea and the soft, liquidy shit runs down your leg and into your boot. common on camping trips or strenuous excercise.
by vigz June 18, 2005
by vigz June 18, 2005
A rather outstanding male individual, typically from the Lombardian region of Italy. Usually recognized for his above average performance during the act of love-making, this fellow lad tears hearts apart faster than he eats his risotto alla Milanese. Overall impressive knowledge and rather nice teeth. Always seems to carry around a condescending look towards other humans who he believes to be inferior than him. Sarcastic as fuck.
"Oh my god, I had sex with Luca last night"
"Did he perform the sloppy jalopi?"
"To a great extent."
"What an asshole that Luca"
"Yeah, I know."
"Did he perform the sloppy jalopi?"
"To a great extent."
"What an asshole that Luca"
"Yeah, I know."
by vigz March 2, 2018
when you are having sexual intercourse with a lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.
by vigz June 18, 2005
short for poon banana, it refers to the female genatalia when she splooges and her clam looks like chewed up banana
by vigz June 18, 2005
when one of ur friends takes a dump that is small and cute (resembling that of a kittie cat's poo) and duck tapes it to the hood of another friends car.
Dane: dude, brayden, whats wrong?
Brayden: that cunt jeremy planted a little kitti cacka on my fuckin car.
Brayden: that cunt jeremy planted a little kitti cacka on my fuckin car.
by vigz July 1, 2005