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pummeled 

when your friend hits you,with his bare fists..... and you get pissed off....!
sam: hey your gf has smal tits...lol
jeff: i pummeled you this week five times for this you fuck-head...!!
pummeled by hotdoug 69 April 8, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
To Pummel is to choke on a game mechanic hard. It is often related to Algalon the Observer encounter in which one fails to continue dealing damage to the boss while executing another mechanic, applying Curse of Doom to the Collapsing Star.
"i pummeled this mechanic"
"i pummeled my opener"
Pummeled by hoody1 December 20, 2025

gastric pummeled belly 

An unsettling of your stomach that can be caused by several different things. A night of drinking, a spicy meal, or any type of dairy product. This may also cause your stomach to boil, brew, or induce violent and explosive bowel movements and diarrhea.
I just polished off a pizza and a 12 pack of Old Milwaukee's Best Light. I guarantee that at about 5am tonight I'm going to have serious GPB. Yeah, that's Gastric Pummeled Belly.
gastric pummeled belly by Junkboyy January 15, 2009

Pummeler farmer 

Someone who does a very mindless task over and over just to become acknowledged by others.
- Have you seen Oomkin lately?
- Oh yeah that dude is a real pummeler farmer. What a jerk.
Pummeler farmer by l00my March 17, 2022

pummelled 

To be beaten to a pulp and therefore no longer able to continue your feeble attempts at living.
Marty is gunna get pummelled for being so insolent
pummelled by Fabbers July 26, 2006

pussy pummeler 

One who pounds on pussy in a sexual way.
girl 1: My pussy is so sore from the pummeling I got from Joe last night. girl 2: Wow he sure is a pussy pummeler. Does he have a brother? girl 1: I'm not sure but if he does I'm gonna take them both on.
pussy pummeler by jimmybomm June 14, 2020
Past tense of "pummel", or having the shit beat out of you severely.
The pro-wrestler pummeled the nerd into a bloody pulp.
pummled by AYB March 28, 2003
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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