jesse

the best person alive. has an incredibly large penis. any person alive that has a jesse in their life is extremely lucky. makes sex incredible

jolene: im so lucky i have a jesse in my life
hailey: what
jolene: yeah bitch i have a jesse
hailey: lucky bastard

by iiKayla November 3, 2012

jesse

a Jesse is a really amazing guy that loves to cook (or is a chef). He can make anyone laugh, and is incredibly hot. Has a nice voice. Easy to talk to and fun to be around.

Dude that guy is so nice! He must be a Jesse!!

by Gingy October 10, 2016

jesse

the best guy in the world, sweetest, AND hottest! gives great turn-ons!

"wow, that guy is such a jesse!"

"he gave me such a jesse last night!"

by jolene(: October 9, 2008

jesse

The epitemy of manliness. One of THE most sexy people in the world. A total pimp. Also an extremly sexy dancer.

Damn! Look at that Jesse with all the girls following him.

by jesse the sexy guy December 14, 2008

jesse

ditches you at northland

that guy ditched me at northland, he must be a jesse!

by igotditched August 24, 2019

jesse

the kind of sweet guy you always want to be around because he's so cool and witty and can laugh at himself. Always cool and chill and, you can hang around him and enjoy moments of comfortable silence with him.

girl: I love hanging out with him. He's such a jesse!

by kirl818181 January 23, 2020

jesse

an outrageously wild specimen that will make your wildest dreams come true

Did I tell you about Jesse? He gave me the night of my life last night!

by anonymous3763978 September 16, 2008