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hairaster 

A disastrous hairstyle normally due to a tragic trip to a hair salon. This could be due to lack of experience on the stylists' behalf or a customer insisting to have a certain cut but not being aware that it doesn't suite their appearance. A hairaster could be known to the individual (who will normally try to hide the said disaster) or the individual could be completely ignorant of the ensuing eyesore.

Other possible methods of obtaining a hairaster are: having a bad bad hair day, waking up late with no time to get ready, or a poor choice of "taking a risk."

Normally your friends won't even mention the extreme change in hair lifestyle, but will openly discuss it not in your presence. It is also mandatory of your friends to take pictures and send to other friends in order to both warn them and give them an opportunity to think of something whitty.
Hey Janie, did you get that picture of Annette's hair I sent you? OMG yes, total hairaster!!!
hairaster by chemist de grey July 27, 2010
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An expert of hair, someone who knows all the latest styles and trends.
Gaz: Your hair looks great
Tom: Thanks, but what do you expect? I am a hairspert after all.
Hairspert by MrChandlerB February 18, 2010

hairstrosity 

A hideous haircut. A really bad style; ugly beyond any hope of redemption, like a mullet.
Yvonne:"Yo, did you see that hairstrosity on Falala's head?"

Mertle:"Oh yuh, I can't believe she paid to have that done."
hairstrosity by Humor Smith February 23, 2009

liliths.gray.hairstrands

my favorite mutual who responds really fast and is nice :))))
liliths.gray.hairstrands Is dumping for fictional characters again... sigh..

hairaphernalia 

1) A person's countless amount of objects that are used to style hair.
Ryan forgot to grab his hairaphernalia from the car.
hairaphernalia by R-Dog08 October 12, 2009

Hoimaster 

A respectful way to say hello to your superior
Hoimaster senpai.

hairacter actor

A character actor who, like Samson, derives all his power from the hairstyle of his role.
Gary Cole. The greatest hairacter actor around.