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harrised, or to be harrised.
the definition to be 'harrised'
is basicly if you pass out at a party from over drinking and your friends do something to you, for example, shaving off eyebrows and/or hair.

or it can be used to desicribe a bad hair cut.

guy one: you know that guys passed out upstairs.
guy two: yeah i know people have shaved off his hair and eyebrows and drawn all over him.
guy one: mannnnn he's been harrised BIG time!!!

girl one: the hairdresser really messed up my hair!
girl two: oh dear, they have total harrised it.

harrised by LeckiPuff October 14, 2009

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