handlese

On today’s complex vehicles, modern technicians/mechanics are faced with daunting repairs to perform, often tedious and challenging. Especially in engine repair, replacing the handlese is a mechanic’s worst fear

Steve(boss)- “What is taking so long?!”

Technician- “Well the handlese is broken!”

Steve- “Handlese?? Wtf is a handlese??”

Technician- “Handle deez nuts and walk away Steve”

handlese by Swagger McPimpDaddy January 30, 2024

Slave Handles 

Slave handles is another term for twin tails usually used in a sexual connotation

"It's handlebars when it's sexual, but slave handles are more... violent." -Projekt Melody

I looked up 'slave handles', but I couldn't find it." "I didn't invent it! I swear it's a term!" -Projekt Melody (Term inventor)

Slave Handles by Arclock January 22, 2021

suitcase handles

Big, fat vagina lips that, when pressed together look like suitcase handles.

Look at the pussy on that girl, you could pick her up and carry her around by her suitcase handles.

suitcase handles by WKid May 21, 2006

plow handles 

When a girl has two pony tails to use as hadle to smash sex organs.

Dude I had to grab her by the plow handles for maximum penetration.

plow handles by TheYoungChap December 19, 2018

rock hard love handles

no such thing but tha's my excuse when my cell phone falls off of my belt.

Damn, my rock hard love handles knocked my phone off my belt.

rock hard love handles by DutchSchultz February 22, 2010

blowjob handles 

the pigtails hairstyle, or a ponytail on each side of the head

Man, that Cindy Brady has some cute blowjob handles!

blowjob handles by Katy from Ottumwa, IA July 30, 2003

oh shit handles 

A handle usually directly above the door or passenger window in a car originally designed to hang dry cleaned clothes. Since no one does this anymore, the only known purpose is for holding on for dear life when riding with new or non-drivers, the elderly, off-duty prison guards or people in other traditionally suicide prone lines of work, and henchmen on a violent carchase. The handles are usually grabbed with a cry of, "Oh shit!"; thus the moniker.

"OK Gordy, turn left at the pharmacy here. Yes, this corner. Well, just turn at the next blo...Jesus, watch out for the curb! Oh shit, Nik, grab the Oh Shit Handles!

oh shit handles by photogeek88 February 22, 2005