handesena 

She is depressed all the time. Around Crowded places, she zone out another dimension. Quiet but mind is hurting owing to loudest thoughts. she romanticizing every single thing. She has a heart in gold but hidden in the hands of whom she trust. She is crazy but you will like that!

Handesena loves him, but fucking pervert does not deserve her.

handesena by Laughingon the outside November 22, 2021

horseshoes and handgrenades 

The only time/s that almost actually counts.

Mark: "I almost beat that guy!"
John: "Almost only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades."

horseshoes and handgrenades by DefinitionsR'Us March 31, 2008

social handgrenade 

Someone, who when out with friends at a social gathering could ‘go off’ at anytime and cause complete and utter chaos to what was a well conducted evening

Wy did you invite Garner out man? you know he’s a social hand grenade, and I’m meeting that smart bird from work later on, I can’t belive it

social handgrenade by Brian July 9, 2003

Handisnacks Kid 

A person of lesser or limited mental capacity. Referencing the popular catchphrase of the late 1990s, “you gotta hand it to a Handisnacks Kid”, the act of “handing it to” a Handisnacks Kid refers to regularly providing the individual with cognitive assistance;a retard

Hey kids, can my boy swing with you?
Him?! He can pound sand!
Hold on man, we have to let him swing.
Why?!
Look at him. He’s a “Handisnacks Kid”. We’ll get in trouble if we don’t let him swing.

Handisnacks Kid by Star_Index_Media March 28, 2022

dutch handgrenade 

The action of catching a fart in your hand and then throwing it at somebodys face

Filthy Bastard: "Fire in the whole!"
Guy: *Knocks filthy bastard the fuck out*

dutch handgrenade by t0m3x May 20, 2004

Holy Handgrenade 

The holy weapon of mass destruction.

Watch out for the bunny or I'll throw the holy handgrenade!

The holy handgrenade of Antioc.

Holy Handgrenade by Tom and Kory April 15, 2005

handisnacked 

One that is overly obese and is incapable of preforming everday tasks due to large consumption of snacks such as: Ho ho's, Suzie Q's, Little Debbie brand snake cakes and America's favorite snack...Twinkies.

When fat people claim to be handicapped because of large amount of weight.

Shreena is not handicapped, shes so fat she's handisnacked

handisnacked by Joshy G January 25, 2008