beer keg abs

I have six pack abs but ya can't seem 'cause they're covered by my beer keg abs
by DutchSchultz February 22, 2010
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Twitter

It is the area between the twat and the shitter
Nothing like licking the goo on her twitter
by DutchSchultz December 09, 2009
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rock hard love handles

no such thing but tha's my excuse when my cell phone falls off of my belt.
Damn, my rock hard love handles knocked my phone off my belt.
by DutchSchultz February 22, 2010
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