handleshoe 

Noun: A piece of private information told in confidence which becomes a weapon when the subject of the information falls from grace in the eyes of the person who holds it. The (mis)use of this information for the purpose of a personal attack is always imminent. Often used as an underhanded form of malicious cockblock.

Verb: The leaking/use of this information.

Noun Usage:
Mel: My ex-boyfriend Tyler is untrustworthy
Kayla: Do you have any handleshoe?
Mel: He tattooed a life size human eye on the head of his friend's dick
Kayla: That's pretty private. How would you even know that?
Mel: I've got pics.
Kayla: Of his friend's dick? That is some serious handleshoe material. Let me please see this dick pic.

Verb Usage:
Mel: I fucking hate him. I am going to handleshoe the shit out of him, even if it makes me look equally bad.
Alexa: If you keep handleshoeing people, no one will trust you to tell you anything.
Mel: Then I'll use hearsay and questionable information. I want vengeance, not to contemplate morality.
Alexa: You need a muzzle, woman.
Mel: Then you should try to put one on me, I hear you have a shitload of them.
Alexa: I don't even know what that means!

handleshoe by BigBOAT March 9, 2011

Handshoe 

The phrase given to a person who has gotten so drunk that their friends have placed socks and shoes on said individual's hands.

C got so handshoed last night, that he was trying to scratch his face with the shoe attached.

Handshoe by brenny000 June 13, 2011

Handshoe 

1) Faggot who wears collared shirts.
2) Someone who doesnt match.
3) Slightly homosexual

"WOAH!! That kid was sucha Handshoe."

Handshoe by teehee22 October 25, 2006

candleshoe 

When you ejaculate in to someone’s shoes in the dark (and don’t tell them).

Roger did a candleshoe on Bridget’s slippers when he was feeling mischievous, sadly he missed and came all over the families photo albums.

candleshoe by Fellator September 9, 2020

handlese

On today’s complex vehicles, modern technicians/mechanics are faced with daunting repairs to perform, often tedious and challenging. Especially in engine repair, replacing the handlese is a mechanic’s worst fear

Steve(boss)- “What is taking so long?!”

Technician- “Well the handlese is broken!”

Steve- “Handlese?? Wtf is a handlese??”

Technician- “Handle deez nuts and walk away Steve”

handlese by Swagger McPimpDaddy January 30, 2024