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to shuffle one's knuckles vigorously in an up and down motion on the shaft of the cock.
John gave his rod a handcrank
handcrank by Jay Barfoot October 20, 2003
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handcannon 

huge pistol of some sort I.E. .44 mag, .454 casull, .50AE, .500 S&W
guy #1: check this piece out

guy#2: holy shit that things a fucking handcannon!!
handcannon by carlbittner March 26, 2009

handbrake 

Australian, n,
the wife, the missus; girlfriend; female partner.
the handbrake wouldnt let me have another go on the pokies. Bugger it.
handbrake by herbie August 31, 2004

applying the handbrake 

A slang term of British origin meaning to masturbate. Usually used as a comedic alternative to "Beat your meat" or any variation of that slang.
Friend: Hey, what are you doing in there?!
You: Uh, just applying the handbrake, if you know what I mean.
Friend: Disgusting, dude.

Reverse hand crank 

When your penis is masturbated by your partners hand in the inverted position to which you would normally pleasure yourself. I.e the hand would by placed thumb side down closest to the base of the shaft. Most commonly

preformed whilst partner is laying next to you.
Rather than give me head she gave me a reverse hand crank to finish me off.

handbrake 

In New Zealand kiwi-speak, the female to whom one is related in a spousal relationship (or one similar thereto, such as a girlfriend or fiance).
I dropped the handbrake after she nagged me about my Popular Mechanics collection and copious beer drinking.

handbrake turn

while driving, pulling up on the handbrake while simultaneously turning the steering wheel, thus enabling the rear of the car to be carried through the turn as the rear wheels lock. as the handbrake turn is being executed, a ridiculous screeching sound is heard from the back tires.
Me: handbrake turn
Ben: YES!
Car: <screeeeeeeeeeeeeech>
Both: That was fuckin' awesome.
handbrake turn by Tom April 18, 2004
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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