handcrank

to shuffle one's knuckles vigorously in an up and down motion on the shaft of the cock.

John gave his rod a handcrank

by Jay Barfoot October 20, 2003

handcannon

huge pistol of some sort I.E. .44 mag, .454 casull, .50AE, .500 S&W

guy #1: check this piece out

guy#2: holy shit that things a fucking handcannon!!

by carlbittner March 26, 2009

handbrake

Australian, n,
the wife, the missus; girlfriend; female partner.

the handbrake wouldnt let me have another go on the pokies. Bugger it.

by herbie August 31, 2004

applying the handbrake

A slang term of British origin meaning to masturbate. Usually used as a comedic alternative to "Beat your meat" or any variation of that slang.

Friend: Hey, what are you doing in there?!
You: Uh, just applying the handbrake, if you know what I mean.
Friend: Disgusting, dude.

by SwagLowMuffins June 1, 2014

Reverse hand crank

When your penis is masturbated by your partners hand in the inverted position to which you would normally pleasure yourself. I.e the hand would by placed thumb side down closest to the base of the shaft. Most commonly

preformed whilst partner is laying next to you.

Rather than give me head she gave me a reverse hand crank to finish me off.

by This is Manfield January 23, 2011

handbrake

In New Zealand kiwi-speak, the female to whom one is related in a spousal relationship (or one similar thereto, such as a girlfriend or fiance).

I dropped the handbrake after she nagged me about my Popular Mechanics collection and copious beer drinking.

by Fingolfin High King of the Noldor August 11, 2003

handbrake turn

while driving, pulling up on the handbrake while simultaneously turning the steering wheel, thus enabling the rear of the car to be carried through the turn as the rear wheels lock. as the handbrake turn is being executed, a ridiculous screeching sound is heard from the back tires.

Me: handbrake turn
Ben: YES!
Car: <screeeeeeeeeeeeeech>
Both: That was fuckin' awesome.

by Tom April 18, 2004