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Hebrew Handcannon 

To prevent yourself from ejaculating for 2 months, then applying tartar sauce to the head of your penis. Then masturbating with a condom on over the sauce. Before you finish you cut the rubber so it's just on you head. You then place a yamaka on your hard head and use the power of your love fuel to project it at any given target.
Dude, I fired my Hebrew Handcannon clear across the street last night!
Hebrew Handcannon by The Dean 88 November 2, 2009

Headcannon 

A personal belief or interpretation about a story or pice of media that has not been confirmed nor denied in the media itself.
It’s my headcannon that they eventually make it back home, but we’ll never know because the series ended with them attempting to escape.
Headcannon by Hellohihey February 9, 2020

hand cannon 

Large caliber handgun, usually magnum catridges, such as .357 Magnum, .44 Magnum, .50 Action Express, .454 Casull. Also, commonly in reference to revolvers.
"Marvin, why didn't you tell us there was a guy in the bathroom with a hand cannon?!?" - Vince, Pulp Fiction
hand cannon by Big Tim July 31, 2003

Filipino Hand Cannon 

When having sex with a woman, the man tells her he is going to ejaculate on her face. He asks her to close her eyes, when she does, he punches said woman in the face.
'All my relationships end after I do the Filipino Hand Cannon'

Polish Hand-Cannon 

When both fists are inserted into the anus and vaganal area, in a fast, pumping motion.
“Yeah I gave Bekka a Polish Hand-Cannon last night”
“I hope André gives me a Polish Hand-Cannon tonight”
Polish Hand-Cannon by Booeyy July 11, 2018

headcannon 

A miniature cannon mounted on one’s head. Used mainly to prank unsuspecting friends. A headcannon is very difficult to ignore.
“I’ve got a new headcannon.”
“Yeah?”
“Yeah.”
*launches cannonball at friend*
headcannon by coyotedomino March 2, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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