Tom's definitions

gruad

the delestic spelling for guard.

the gruad of the train

by Tom September 6, 2003

times

The years we are living in.

A computer in most homes is a definate sign of the times.

by Tom October 15, 2003

microshaft

microsoft is also the evil empire micro$oft and microsloth

I am proud of microshaft they shaft there customers a little more each day and they are still in bussiness

by tom December 18, 2003

metuchen

A pissant, white, upper-middle class, central-Jersey town that is the donut hole of Edison and somehow has both an exit from the turnpike and the parkway AND a nearby amtrak stop.

Metuchen? Oh yea, I passed your exit on the parkway once.

by tom January 12, 2004

daddeln

herumspielen, sich die Zeit vertreiben

Ich daddel rum.

by Tom June 7, 2004

labattz

labattz is bent,a bender,gay,homosexual,aids ridden,

hey labattz u stink of BO and u have caught aids from owlie.

by tom February 23, 2005

cornhusk

racist term for a mexican

"your such a cornhusk"

by Tom November 18, 2003