Tom's definitions

Fuckwanked

Drunk.

Fuck + wank + ed

I was absolutely fuckwanked last night.

by Tom April 26, 2004

Trombus

A quadrilateral with no congruent or parrallel sides amd no congruent angles.

This is something that cannot have an example other than a picture

by Tom February 14, 2005

chav woman

Begins as a bitch, then become pregnant at a young age, begins to smoke, becomes wrinkly, and has a really scratchy deep voice. *SPIT*

Look at that young mum. Kids these days
(Bloody chav woman scum)

by Tom September 3, 2004

Strong Bad Zone

A vector-graphics-based game in which you play as a spiky-headed 3D cyber shield guy, with a cyber shield, and you have to block the perplexing geometric attacks of Strong Bad's 3D head while resisting the urge to make out with the screen.

"YOUR HEAD A SPLODE" -Strong Bad's head.

by Tom January 17, 2004

not dead

The current status of The Cheat.

The Cheat is not dead... I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead.

by Tom December 31, 2003

Norma Jean

hardcore, christian, metal

norma jean is sickkkk

by tom May 13, 2005

six-shooter

a girl that u would only have sex with after six beers

that girls a six-shooter

by tom June 14, 2003