hairho

Someone who cannot stay with the same hairdresser for more than 2 visits even at the expense of their good hair.

I like the way Sally does my hair, I hear Tim is even better, I'm such a Hairho.

hairho by Rhymingrealtor March 30, 2009

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Hairhole

The rim, commonly found on mammals, where hair sprouts from. Its function is to control the expulsion of feces, but can be used during anal intercourse as a form of pleasure.

I am so embarrassed, I was trying to trim my hairhole last night and my mom walked in on me and saw my baby meat.

Hairhole by Captain Cumsh0t June 15, 2010

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hairorrist

hair + terrorist

1. An individual who sports extraordinarily bad hair, either by accident or intentionally.

Many believe that Phil Spector is in jail for acts of hairorrism, while Donald Trump is still a hairorrist at large

hairorrist by coocho December 14, 2010

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hairnosis

A form of visual "hypnosis" used to make people think, at first glance and hopefully longer, that you are more attractive than you actually are through the use of:

-a great abundance of beautiful hair (either long, "big", or both).

The goal is to divert attention from one's plain or unattractive face, or unattractive body. This purposeful deception falls between "accentuating the positives" of one's appearance and actually undergoing cosmetic surgery or liposuction.

When Meredith thinks that her powers of hairnosis are fading, she goes to a salon and spends 150 dollars for a "recharge." However, once guys take a long, second look, the hairnosis is dispelled and they are not duped by the subterfuge.

hairnosis by One Stark Reality April 11, 2008