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hairless hairhorn 

First ever of this unconventional punk hairstyle mixed with wierd, and something only the hairless hairhorn could experience. Hairless, and having hair at the same time. Nobody has the guts to sport the hairless hairhorn as of yet. Be the first to wear a hairless hairhorn. The strangest turn on. Only exceptionally sexy, confident people would even dare to wear a hairless hairhorn do. Sometimes called hairless haircorn. Very rarely will you see an albino hairless haircorn in your lifetime.
I saw the hottest hairhorn. I wish it was an albino hairless hairhorn.
My goal today is to give my boyfriend the coolest, sexiest first of it's kind, hairless hairhorn style.

Keep an eye out for hairhorn porn cumming soon.
Don't be a pussy, wear a hairless hairhorn
hairless hairhorn by Basill June 1, 2022

Hairporn 

It's the definition of Stana Katic's hair. Everytime you look at her hair,it seems you're watching some steamy movie. If you don't have any idea of what I'm talking about,just go watch Castle. And look at her hair. You WILL understand the meaning of hairporn.
Look at Stana's her! It's so perfect!" "Yeah,pure hairporn!
Hairporn by Hopelessaddicted August 1, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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