Hairhoop 

Circular ring of hair around one’s butthole

Hey Nate, bend over and show me that hairhoop!

Hairhoop by MrLongdong December 13, 2022

Hairoopogist

one who has an unusual obsession with hair; a group belonging to the Ceratin Rights movement

"The hairoopogist places his cut hair in a ziploc bag."

Hairoopogist by 1337 Man November 30, 2003

Hairoopogist

One who places refrigerator magnets in strange patterns, claiming to see the future.

The hairoopogist took all of my refrigerator magnets.

Hairoopogist by Golemio December 1, 2003