Hairdresser
Hairdresser by Albert Worsøe April 15, 2006
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Hairdresser
Any person who drives a two seater sports car or similiar, ie TOYOTA MR2 etc.
If the car in question is red and the driver is male, this is even more true.
If the car in question is red and the driver is male, this is even more true.
Hairdresser by AztecLeisure April 27, 2005
Hairdresser
The act of using a woman's vaginal discharge post coitum to slick your hair back like an italian mob boss
Hairdresser by McDickNass September 26, 2025
Hairdresser Octopus
That one hairstylist from the second Parappa the Rapper game. Japanese name is Takoyama, meaning "octopus". Originally turned into red form from being hypnotized by a tape deck, they instead turn red when extremely angry in the anime.
"Bro, who's your favorite Parappa character?"
"Oh, I'd want Hairdresser Octopus to cut my hair anyday."
"Oh, I'd want Hairdresser Octopus to cut my hair anyday."
Hairdresser Octopus by CatInTheFishBowl February 1, 2020
Hairdresser Car
A term used by insecure men who have to drive big ol' hulkin' gas guzzlin' V8 carrying ass hauling 300 horsepower testosterone infused macho mobile. while they're unhappy that a man is perfectly happy driving a soft top convertible with a 4-banger producing a whopping 80 horsepower they're perfectly happy with. A hairdresser car is usually an entry level sports car/coupe, most times a soft top roadster with not very boxy features, most times a more compact car. Examples of such are the Mazda miata/mx5, Audi TT, Bmw Z4, Or an older Porshe Boxter. Driving in such a car shouldn't be considered shameful, since it requires enormous balls.
Why do you drive a Hairdresser car? i'd never wanna be seen in one.
Because i'm not insecure about my own masculinity Greg.
Because i'm not insecure about my own masculinity Greg.
Hairdresser Car by xXMeemLord3225Xx February 11, 2023
Hairdresser Syndrome
Tears in key neck arteries (espicially the carotid artery which can be fatal), caused by repetitive neck cracking.
Hairdresser Syndrome is very common in salons and is sometimes referred to as 'Beauty Parlor Syndrome'.
Hairdresser Syndrome by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
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