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haireolas 

hair on the areola of a women's breast
i went in for a motor boat but i ended up flossing on her haireolas!
haireolas by John The Porkchop December 24, 2007
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hairiolae 

nipples surrounded by hairs (either male or female)
Hairiolae in women is an affliction which can and should be treated as a part of regular grooming.
hairiolae by Duke Dillon March 1, 2014

haireola 

female areola that has a number of wiry hairs protruding from the chicken skin-like areola.
My God, Jeanie D has a nearly matching pair of haireola
haireola by Bernie O'Neill November 25, 2005

hairyolas 

Hairy nipples; areolas with hair growing out of them
Sally took off her bra, and I was disgusted to learn that she had hairyolas.
hairyolas by DJ MethFace July 30, 2006

hairyola 

(slang) A derogatory word used to describe any woman's areola which has too much hair growing out of it. A hairy areola.
"Steve, get a load of that dame with the hairyolas!"
hairyola by Anonymous Slinker November 3, 2007

Haireola 

A term used to describe hairy nipples.

Derived from hairy and areola (part of the nipple)

Pronounced Hairy-o-la
"Look at the haireola on that guy!"

"dude, you really need to do something about your haireola"

"He had haireola, and it was so disgustiong, yet slightly erotic..."
Haireola by Sarah Denton January 15, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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