Hairlock

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When a pubic hair gets stuck in between your foreskin and your nub.

Guy 1:Sh*t I have hairlock
Guy 2:HAHAHAHA piss off

Hairlock by Jerrythemother December 16, 2011

Words you can keep

Tom Harlock

He's one of the realest youtubers out there you would want a friend like him becayse He's fucking funny one of the few who are actually funny his jokes are inappropriate and harsh sometimes but they're hilarious also he's an ex-viner but he wasnt cringy he was still hilarious his YOUTUBE:Tom Harlock I bet you'll love him

Tom Harlock is underrated

Tom Harlock by Tom Harlock September 26, 2018

Related Words

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Tom Harlock

Tom Harlock is an ex-viner who now makes the best YouTube content that you may ever lay eyes upon. From his gorgeous physique to his beautifully witty humor, the man is simply too perfect for the internet. He is far too underrated for being so perfect.

Tom Harlock is handsome, hilarious, sarcastic, intelligent, and under appreciated.

Tom Harlock by Toesbeflyin May 20, 2020

Tom Harlock

Cause it just isn’t right. Like my definition is: A British god who could kill with his wits and charm. I want him to shove a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass. He is devilishly handsome and was the backbone of vine and remains the savior for the whole YouTube creator community. His accent sends tingles down my spin and I want him to choke me with his hands

Tom Harlock could break my back like a glowstick and I would say "thank you".

Tom Harlock by Tom Harlocks bitch May 23, 2020

haircock

A bullshit word made up for dirty scrabble

haircock is not a fucking word, douche

haircock by rookie200 March 17, 2010

harlock_my_beloved

a cool mf who simps for a fictional space pirate

and uhhh they are HORNY.

VERY HORNY.

me, crystallix has made this because no one had the nerve to make me happier

harlock_my_beloved is cool

harlock_my_beloved is horny as fuck

my friend is very cool. her name is

harlock_my_beloved.

harlock_my_beloved by harlock is hot August 16, 2021

Captain Harlock

Determination ...

Captain Harlock is hope and determination

Captain Harlock by King Tarek November 23, 2021

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026