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An outstanding creature doesn't know what he's doing most of the time but it's worth it in the end he has a huge dick and most importantly he is amazing in spelling bees and sports
You want advice ask the grooger
grooger by Mate-99 November 23, 2021
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A fun party at a house in the woods and up on a hill, usually in the summer. Activities include alcohol consumption, throwing up, disagreements over what kind of music to listen to, slutty hook-ups, drinking games, late night heart-to-hearts, pinatas, nervous breakdowns, bad dancing, happiness, friendly love, hugs, intellectual debates, betrayals, and overall dustiness. It is often followed by a cold, quiet morning of pancakes, gentle music, heartfelt goodbyes, a mess to clean up, and time to regain one's self-awareness.

An overall bonding experience. Best achieved when a theme is involved.
Person 1: "Grogery this Saturday, you coming?"
Person 2: "Of course, I already bought my sweater."
grogery by dusty_mike June 10, 2012
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a groomer is someone who builds a relationship, trust and emotional connection with a child or young person so they can manipulate, exploit and abuse them.
person 1: fuck zoe laverne...she’s literally a groomer!

person 2: how what did she do?

person 1: she is 19 and used her tiktok “fame” to manipulate a 13 y/o fan.
-cuddled and KISSED him multiple times

- she “caught feelings” for him

- she gave him a vapes
-twerked on him
and SOOO much more

person 2: oh wow i didn’t know that....THEN YEAH FUCK ZOE LAVERNE!!
groomer by intheloop4theyouth November 1, 2020

Groomerator 

A moderator who enjoys grooming children, typically found on discord
"did you hear about the discord groomerator who lost his powers?"
Groomerator by Velipsio May 15, 2021

Ok Groomer 

Ok Groomer by Scurcrow September 7, 2020
Short lived 1980's plastic Softdrink bottle with extra large neck and cap enabling rapid consumption of its contents.
Discontinued after only a short lived existance due to its inability to keep its contents adequatly carbonated and
an un-canny amount of Penis injuries caused as a result of trying to fuck the empty vessel.
"Hey Barry, wanna drink?"
"No way Yard Ape! I nearly drowned myself last time I sucked on one of those Groagers"

Bogan 1. "Hey Dazza! The neck on this groager is big enough for me to upturn my bottle of hooch into"
Bogan 2. "That's fuckin awsome Stevo! Do it! Lets get smashed and then Fuck it"
groager by cdhally September 19, 2013
A groomer is a older person who has sex with or molest younger people like teens (13+)
Onision is a groomer
Groomer by Smoke_mama December 2, 2019
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