An outstanding creature doesn't know what he's doing most of the time but it's worth it in the end he has a huge dick and most importantly he is amazing in spelling bees and sports
by Mate-99 November 23, 2021
Get the grooger mug.A fun party at a house in the woods and up on a hill, usually in the summer. Activities include alcohol consumption, throwing up, disagreements over what kind of music to listen to, slutty hook-ups, drinking games, late night heart-to-hearts, pinatas, nervous breakdowns, bad dancing, happiness, friendly love, hugs, intellectual debates, betrayals, and overall dustiness. It is often followed by a cold, quiet morning of pancakes, gentle music, heartfelt goodbyes, a mess to clean up, and time to regain one's self-awareness.
An overall bonding experience. Best achieved when a theme is involved.
An overall bonding experience. Best achieved when a theme is involved.
by dusty_mike June 10, 2012
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person 1: fuck zoe laverne...she’s literally a groomer!
person 2: how what did she do?
person 1: she is 19 and used her tiktok “fame” to manipulate a 13 y/o fan.
-cuddled and KISSED him multiple times
- she “caught feelings” for him
- she gave him a vapes
-twerked on him
and SOOO much more
person 2: oh wow i didn’t know that....THEN YEAH FUCK ZOE LAVERNE!!
person 2: how what did she do?
person 1: she is 19 and used her tiktok “fame” to manipulate a 13 y/o fan.
-cuddled and KISSED him multiple times
- she “caught feelings” for him
- she gave him a vapes
-twerked on him
and SOOO much more
person 2: oh wow i didn’t know that....THEN YEAH FUCK ZOE LAVERNE!!
by intheloop4theyouth November 1, 2020
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Short lived 1980's plastic Softdrink bottle with extra large neck and cap enabling rapid consumption of its contents.
Discontinued after only a short lived existance due to its inability to keep its contents adequatly carbonated and
an un-canny amount of Penis injuries caused as a result of trying to fuck the empty vessel.
Discontinued after only a short lived existance due to its inability to keep its contents adequatly carbonated and
an un-canny amount of Penis injuries caused as a result of trying to fuck the empty vessel.
"Hey Barry, wanna drink?"
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"No way Yard Ape! I nearly drowned myself last time I sucked on one of those Groagers"
Bogan 1. "Hey Dazza! The neck on this groager is big enough for me to upturn my bottle of hooch into"
Bogan 2. "That's fuckin awsome Stevo! Do it! Lets get smashed and then Fuck it"
by cdhally September 19, 2013
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