googer

A malapropism old people use when referring to Google.

"So I put it in the address bar and it took me to Googer."

by aliquidparadigm August 20, 2009

googer

One who is funny in an immature way or one who is doing something poorly. It can also be used as an interjection. You may also use it when you can think of a word to describe something.

John just pulled the fire alarm, what a googer.

Bwaa! George nosedived out of the office building!

It's just so, so, googer.

by Aaron- October 26, 2005

googer

a medium squishy object

My, those are some nice googers you got there.

by asdfsadf October 22, 2003

googer

Eye Boogers

My cats googers get crusty if I don't pick them out.

by Barbara July 25, 2003

googer

a really awkward situation, when someone does something or says something that is not remotely funny. Also has the meaning describing a person as being weird in nature and does awkward things without thinking.

When Aloysius told his joke, the whole room went silent. What a googer.

by foxtrot1234 May 4, 2010

googer

The basis for our entire existance. (If you understand that you must know me, or one of "us")

Googer, googer goo-ger McDooger.

by "Remix" Steve November 7, 2003

googer

a little boys wee-wee

my little brother calls it his "googer"

by kristina October 9, 2003